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What would you buy and for who?

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by ilovedelia, May 20, 2013.

  1. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Ok the scenario here is, you have to chose a footballer, past or present and buy them a gift!
    Who would you chose, what would you buy them and why?

    I would chose Alan Shearer and buy him a tape measure, simply because he keeps coming out with:
    "He's hit that from fully 15-20-25 yards......so his new tape measure would help him get that right in future, and stop me shouting at the telly!
     
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  2. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    I would buy Mark Lawrenson a new crystal ball - his current one appears to be buggered <ok>
     
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    yarco canary Well-Known Member

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    Arsene Wenger- a new pair of glasses-because " I never saw the incident"
     
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  4. redruthyella

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    I would buy Harry Redknapp some new shirts. His current ones must be itchy because he is always giving it the cockney shrug and neck twist when asked a question.
     
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  5. yarco canary

    yarco canary Well-Known Member

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    Roy Hodgson - Road map to Norwich

    Binners - Road map to Yeovil

    Adrian Durham - Road map to Carlisle
     
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  6. Oxcanary

    Oxcanary Well-Known Member

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    I want to buy Ralph Coates a wig! Daftest bald spot I ever saw!
     
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  7. redruthyella

    redruthyella Active Member

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    Didn't blind him at all when he scored against us at Wembley!
     
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    That Man city defender Lescot needs a wig on his little bald bit too,noticed that on sunday,might help his football.
     
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  9. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    can we include football fans?
    I'd buy Colu_Mike the "Dummies Guide to Getting Over it".
     
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  10. YellowLittle

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    I would get Warky a book on Ancient History, that's all he ever talks about.
     
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    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably get you and your bruv season tickets at Sixfields, so that you could do the right thing and support your local team. ;)
     
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  12. YellowLittle

    YellowLittle Well-Known Member

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    Haha, next year, (touch wood), Norwich will be my local team. If I get into UEA.
     
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    'Allo 'Allo DVD box set for Joey Barton so he can work on his accent?
     
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    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps we could all chip in for a personality transplant for Alan Hansen :grin:
     
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    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    An ejection seat for Harry Redknapp
     
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    Marcus Evans, some more turnstile paint if he paints them again then may be the fans will return.
     
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  17. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Tony Pulis, some decent stylish clothes! They could be a leaving present after today's events!
     
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    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Any more paint on those turnstiles and there won't be enough room for the fan to get through! <laugh>
     
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    A nodding dog for Adrian Durham so that somebody agrees with the crap he spouts.
     
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