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Our new keeper should be Yang Zhi

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, May 18, 2013.

  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't know a ****ing thing about him, but he's China's No.1, so he's probably half decent.

    I was feeling left out because I hadn't posted a single article about a player nobody had heard of, that we have absolutely no chance of signing.

    I'll now be most disappointed if he's not here by the first pre-season.

    Failing that, I'd go for Edmundo Zura, who plays in Ecuador, not only have I never heard of him, but I've never heard of the team he plays for either. Despite that, I believe that Trevor from Milton Keynes signed him for Barca on FIFA 11 and they won the Champions League, so he's got to be worth a look.
     
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  2. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Funny.
     
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  3. Easy Tiger

    Easy Tiger Active Member

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    :) bored OLM?
     
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  4. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Probs terminal.....
     
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  5. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    If thats "Clever" Trevor then we should definitely go for him.
     
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  6. James...

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    Bit of a difference between being picked for a Champions League game by a manager who has a proven track record of making quality players and being picked for an Asian country that have only made it through a ridiculously average World Cup qualification stage once in their history.
     
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  7. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Yang Zhi would be playing for Barcelona if it wasn't or the fact he's not allowed out of the country.

    I say that, but it's only an assumption, as far as I'm aware I only ever saw him play once for Beijing Guoan and I can't remember what he was like.

    Still, he's no less likely a signing than half the rest of the crap we've had posted on here this week.
     
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  8. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I have no idea why people who play a video game think they have scouting ability.
     
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  9. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Good score in scrabble!
     
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  10. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    I played a Spectrum ZX and got my woodmans badge for getting to level 8 on Frogger
     
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  11. The Omega Man

    The Omega Man Well-Known Member

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    Sokol cikalleshi could have a future in black and amber
     
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  12. Diego Gomezjurado

    Diego Gomezjurado Active Member

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    Edmundo Zura plays for Deportivo Quito. He warms the bench and is quite possibly one of the least talented football players I have ever seen.

    You made me laugh. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  13. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't you go dissing my man Zura, the man is an undiscovered talent.

    At least he was undiscovered until I googled **** footballers in Ecuador.
     
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  14. bigfattiger

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    i'm being utterly pathetic I know but that precise google search brings up the name of Ulises de la Cruz.
     
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  15. Diego Gomezjurado

    Diego Gomezjurado Active Member

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    He would be the first name on that google search. I'm watching him play right now and he just slipped and fell while trying to control the ball.

    De la Cruz was a good footballer, and a top guy as well.
     
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  16. Horsham_Tiger

    Horsham_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Bring back Duke as no 2.
     
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  17. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Luke, Bo or Daisy?
     
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  18. Summerof69

    Summerof69 Well-Known Member

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    Must be Bo, I don't think we've ever had a keeper called Luke or Daisy?
     
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  19. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I saw him play once for Beijing against Dalian whilst in China, quite competent, though whether he can handle the physicality of the EPL I don't know.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Jako was getting pretty close to being called Daisy until we changed his name to Bernie
     
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