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Poll: The Single Biggest Disappointment This Season...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 15, 2013.

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Biggest Disappointment This Year

Poll closed May 25, 2013.

  1. Dream-sex Alan went from running fingers through silver fox mane to stroking a ringworm riddled Gran

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%

  2. Cabaye was depressed at the prospect of playing for us. And that was before Tiote's menopause.

    3 vote(s)
    13.0%

  3. The lack of copious Tashgasms

    6 vote(s)
    26.1%

  4. Mackems not having will to gloat because we’re so ****. Or they’re too busy licking carpets clea

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  5. Scousers not enjoying a one-sided beating so much since Stevie G requested the Shoop Shoop song.

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  6. Katmandu was wrong…

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%

  7. The lack of Match of the Day coverage nowadays… I’ve only seen it on like twice this season

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%

  8. Terrible not606 username changes… Just woeful…

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%

  9. Myself (the voter) not agreeing with Gandalf more... by god he's handsome

    1 vote(s)
    4.3%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Let's get it out of the way eh?

    My vote goes to the downfall of our Geordie oracle...













    The b*%&^$d better refund the alien proof bomb-shelter I had installed. Newcastle not being relegated I don't mind about.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 15, 2013
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Poll: The Single Biggest Disappointment This Season


    That Gandalf's Poll didn't actually have a poll to vote on! <wah>
     
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    Obi Wan, May 15, 2013
  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Fixed, I don't disappoint them for long...








    #Gandalfsex
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 15, 2013
  4. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    For me, its how every single slight injury keeps players out for 7024 years. Do we not have a ****ing medical department!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Closely followed by lack of tashgasms
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 15, 2013
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    You say that, but come 9037CE, we'll be flying!
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 15, 2013
  6. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    But when Benny gets a small bruise on his shin in 5613, we'll be screwed then!!!
     
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    Darth Gogledd, May 15, 2013

  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully by then medical advancements will have cut a couple of decades off the recovery time <whistle>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 15, 2013
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Agree.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 15, 2013
  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Not enough gasms :/
     
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    Darth Plagueis, May 16, 2013
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Tash and his Jizz drought.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 16, 2013
  11. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    ffs
     
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    Darth Plagueis, May 16, 2013
  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Tesh Tesh, why no rivers of Jizz these days?

    Signed.
    5Goals.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 16, 2013
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    BREAKING NEWS

    Andrex annouce profits warning due to unexplained drop in sales in the North East
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 16, 2013
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Had to vote for the Kat option

    It was really Demba deserting our ship though. I loved Demba, he was really good :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 16, 2013
  15. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Wheres the 'Golden Balls retirement' optoin?
     
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    Rick O'Shea, May 16, 2013
  16. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    In reality, my biggest disappointment of the early season was Cisse's abrupt dip in form, I thought he'd be a 20 goal man this season. When he took so long to score I was gutted.

    From mid-season onwards its been replaced by Pardew's increasingly inept tactics and favouritism in team selections. The man has had a shocking season all things considered.
     
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    Wisey's Hair, May 16, 2013
  17. Hugh Briss

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    For me, it has to be the home games against Sunderland & Liverpool straight after.

    I can't recall feeling lower than after the derby defeat... until the Liverpool game. <grr>

    <notanoption>
     
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    Hugh Briss, May 17, 2013
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Indeed, a very dark day, followed by an ever darker one. I do not want to ever experience that again.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 17, 2013
  19. mag la rue

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    Surely the biggest disappointment of the season is every-ones second team and the neutrals first choice being relegated? The David of football, those clean cut triers, purveyors of slick passing style, the good old underdog, England represent, crowds gathering, stadium bursting, Wembley sold out, three times over, revered manager, contemplative owner, one of a kind, play too clean, sticklers for the rules, the plucky team everyone wants to be, how it should be. Nothing else can be considered a disaster. In fact the FA should be looking into reinstating them. The premier league should do more. a 21 team league, a demand for another less worthy team to fall on their sword. an expectation.
     
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    mag la rue, May 17, 2013
  20. Agent Bruce

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    Agree 'cough' splutter, with every 'cough splutter' word.

    Guess I'll never go to Heaven now.

    Of course I don't know which team it is that you're talking about.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 18, 2013
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