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Rooney?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Decolinks, May 15, 2013.

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  1. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Heard a few rumours that Borussia Dortmund want Cisse to replace Lewandowski, who is probably off to Man United, so why can't the three clubs just agree a "one to the left" transfer deal? Cisse to Dortmund, Lewandowski to Man U, Rooney to us, no fees, just wages and medicals. If only football was this simple!
     
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  2. mancgeordie1892

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    Don't want him here, we're having enough problems in the dressing room as it is without this primadona throwing his rattle out the pram every time he's not happy.

    Plus what shirt number would he have? He would demand the 10 shirt and I don't think Benny would let that **** fly.
     
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  3. 2SilverSeahorses

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    Is this supposed to be a satirical dig from the club, aimed at inaccurate football journalism?

    Looks planted by the club with it being Sports Direct, trying to be clever but looking incredibly foolish...

    Sticking to form at least given this season.
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    maybe the Messi-Shola deal was one big smokescreen
    and Shola -Rooney is the real deal <ok>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Beat me to the punch. Call me a cynic but this looks like another of Mikes cheap ploys. Well played that man.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 15, 2013
  6. Shearer's Elbow

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    Hilarious. We couldn't get him when we had a good team under Bobby, zero chance he'd come to us in our current state!
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nee chance here
     
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  8. Decolinks

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  9. Decolinks

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    Turns out it wasn&#8217;t true after all, who apart from Tash would have thought it?

    Not sure this was actually worth posting, but at the risk of Tash's wrath some of you might be interested.

    In other news i have an ingrowing toe nail discuss.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ingrowing toenails can be a son of a bitch. here some handy hints from the NHS on self care:

    &#8226;practising good foot hygiene by taking care of your feet and washing them regularly using soap and water
    &#8226;trimming the nail straight across to help prevent it continuing to dig into the surrounding skin
    &#8226;gently pushing the skin away from the nail using a cotton bud (this may be easier after using a small amount of olive oil to soften the skin)
    &#8226;wearing comfortable shoes that are not too tight and provide space around your toes
    &#8226;painkillers, such as paracetamol, can be used to help relieve any pain (children under 16 years of age should not take aspirin)

    However if it is too bad, surgery may required

    toe2.jpg :emoticon-0106-cryin

    <exaggerationtime>
     
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  11. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what is going on and it may be connected to the Rooney 'story' or it could be something else, but there has been quite a bit of activity in the Sports Direct share price over the last few days.

    Yesterday and the day before the shares went up and today it is currently up 3%. I know the shares have been going up for a while but this little acceleration has me interested...
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    BUY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yee hah! Oh hang on, that's just SD.......................
     
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