Rooney?

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-art...at-newcastle-are-trying-to-sign-wayne-rooney/

Have you guys seen this?

 

low level talks mean someone saying, can you imagine how many extra shirts we would sell if we sign rooney.

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never going too happen cost too much, wages will be astronomical 3 to 4 times our wage cap non starter.

 

Its an exclusive from Sports Direct's own news site though. You would think (as shocking as the presentation currently is on there) they would get news about Newcastle right given the obvious link.

 

Isn't he on £200k+ A WEEK?! Lol!

April 1st was 6 weeks ago.

 

I'd be astounded if this didn't happen as we're a shoe in for Champions League qualification next year, we'll p*ss the league, win the FA Cup and stroll the League Cup just for good measure. The fact that Rooney is pretty good mates with Messi and Ronaldo so they'll probably put in a good word about Pardew. I also think that Mike putting all members of the first team squad on £350,000 a week could sway it for him.

 

But isn't the bloke who owns Sports Direct the same clown who got Newcastle relegated, appointed Joe Kinnear and built on finishing 5th by buying one central midfielder from Ajax?

 

Doubt it

 

Why the **** would he come here?

 

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As lovely as it would be, back on earth he signs for one of the elite clubs, who pay big money

 

Why do people even bother making threads about this sort of ****?

He's on 4x what we'd pay him and he'd cost 40m+ at least.

 

I tried to find the original new story on the sports direct new website but the link is broken, also the site they have set up there is terrible. I think Mike has got the work experience child putting it together for him!

 

Agreed. Crazy link and only worth a thread about it for a good laugh really.

 

Lol, am I taking flak from Tash for posting irrelevant **** threads.

Have a look at some of the crap you have posted at least mine is nufc related.

 

That must have hurt bad. Are you currently re-evaluating your life?

Howay Tash he has a point. Anyway who gives a flying **** what people post threads about. It breaks the tedium of a boring afternoon!

 

I am and whilst re-evaluating my life i thought maybe i would post a thread about the pros and cons of donkey breeding on a football forum, you know just to get you guys opinion on such a relevant subject.

 

Actually, when I post OT threads they usually have some substance to them.

This is just posting a link to a stupid article linking us to a player we know we'll never get.

It's not even a thread really.

 

Tash has exclusive rights for posting irrelevant **** threads.

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/204617-Did-I-do-the-right-thing-or-was-I-selfish-OT

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/206773-How-can-the-war-in-Korea-effect-the-world-OT

I've not actually posted many OT/Irrelevant threads over the last few months, but when I do, most of the time there's something we can all discuss. Something with a bit of substance to it.

Not just "hey everyone, we're linked to Rooney in a cack article".

 

Tash take a look at this link:

http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier League/Newcastle United

Nearly every story is about this. How is it conceivable that a NUFC forum, set up to discuss NUFC related stories shouldn’t have a thread about it?

Whilst at the same time in your mind it is perfectly acceptable to prattle on about any old non NUFC related ****e as long as it has substance behind it.