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Pardew's 'Corner tactics' exposed in daily rag

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  1. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    Just 'One of them' at times, some teams go through phases where they only seem to score from set pieces, we've had a poor patch in this department, unless.......
    we get two goals tomorrow from them,........all will be forgiven, :biggrin:
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I reckon it may come down to us needing to score from a set-piece in the last minute against Arsenal to stay up...

    Who would the money be on scoring the ironic goal?

    AB's dream would be a hilarious end to the season, and probably make it all the suffering worthwhile...
     
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  3. LTF

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    Don't tell me,.............. Obi's made the bench, marvelous! :D
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Whisper it.. but I think Obi Wan is secretly Dan Gosling... his account his just a massive PR attempt to save brand ugly duckling!
     
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  5. LTF

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    Nooooooooo, I can only think of Obi as perfect, :biggrin:
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Mmmmm.... Must be Shola then <whistle>
     
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  7. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Obi has stolen us girl's hearts
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Gerroffff.... He was mine first :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  9. SSJNUFC

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    Would be great if he pulled out a tactical masterstroke and DIDNT START JONAS FOR 1 ****ING MATCH!
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> Dan ****ing Gosling? <laugh>


    Right! You are seriously for it Gandalf.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I did think it was well below the belt. Somewhere around the ankles. Bad Gandalf.
     
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    They'll be laughing on the other side of their faeces when we score 3 headers from corners in our 3-1 win.
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> 3-1 you say? Well you're never usually wrong so I've put a monkey on it.
     
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    NUFC: Mathieu Debuchy returns from suspension but Tim Krul, Shola Ameobi and Moussa Sissoko won't play again this season. Sylvain Marveaux and Davide Santon are reported to be training again but it remains to be seen whether they are involved while Steven Taylor isn't expected to feature

    They sneaked that in quietly. Bugger. There go Pardew's corner tactics.
     
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    I am surprised we actually have corners planned out, I thought inept pardew would just say "hoof it in the centre and get a head on it"
     
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    Needn't've worried. 'Arry couldn't read it anyway. Mind you, his dog's quite clever!
     
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    why the hell are the press ever allowed near the training ground anyway, what good could it possibly do? what good do they ever do?
     
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