OT: The Alternative Club, for Ladies + Gentlemen wearing aprons & rubber gloves

Cherished fairer sex and those who wish they were (but bereft of the ability to multitask & distract gentlemen with just a smile!!!), I believe it only fair & reasonable that we have our own unique club to discuss our virtuous desires

Today’s topic for your consideration is around those feminine charms that can be used to bring a gentleman to heel, while leaving them feeling themselves to be the master of all they survey (& we all know how much they enjoy feeling themselves thus). Share with us the treasures or wiles that you employ to fool their presumptuous male egos into believing they are indeed our beloved guardians?

From my feminine point of view, I believe that gentlemen live in blissful ignorance of the true nature of relationships; happily believe each other’s fantasies of heroic deeds & boastful manhood & it is to our benefit to keep them content in this way

Yours with warmest feminine regards...

Lady Minx

 

I love rubber

 

I also believe that all women are sirens, sent from god to guide us innocent men into a pit of lust....

 

I do hope you are only wearing an apron & rubber gloves




.... or I see you are



.... I meant gloves on your hands ACS

 

To be allowed in, do we have to dress and speak like the 'ladies' on Little Britain?

 

Do you always get this excited at the thought of dressing like a woman Obi?

 

Does that mean you're 'Butch'?

 

I only ever dress up as a lady for Charity.














By the way, Charity is my speciall name on Saturday nights.

 

More like Sundance I think.

 

Welcome Lady LTF

 

I thank you kindly Minxy,

 

Do you have a red wig?

 

No, that would be very dangerous. Even if I had one I'd say no anyway.

 

Do you like our club then .... or should we do some re-decorating ?

 

Eight deleted posts? I hope you weren't saying anything unbecomming a mod.

 

He only wears it when he goes out with ACS.

 

Something seriously wrong with site at the moment.

 

I know, I thought things had been fixed, but they didn't stay fixed for long.

 

Have to say Minx, you're way out like pet... I'm as down to earth as they come, no heroic deeds to see here... As I was telling the dragon, before I quarrelled with him and slew him with one lusty blow of a bicep, relationships are like big penises (which I have extensive experience handling), you just need to let it grow

 

Gandalf .... whose big penis have you been handling ?