Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I get such mixed messages about beards. Some like it and some beg me to shave.

 

Strangely enough, I remember you calling it a while back

Some people can pull it off, others can't. I think the shape of my head lends itself to a beard....

 

I wish I could grow a beard instead of this patchy piece of **** I've got at the moment. It's embarrassing, I look like a 14 year old who hasn't been taught how to shave yet.

 

I have the same problem mate, I have it under my chin/on my chin and in the tash area but any attempt for those to join up in hairy matrimony or grow a coherent beard that runs to the hair on my head or anything on my cheeks is met with wispy pubic-like fluff.

 

Hate beards, though not as much as moustaches (how can you trust a man with a tash?).

 

There's a theory that since the invention of the contraceptive pill, women's typical tastes in men have evolved slightly. Historically they would have been attracted to more "masculine" features such as large facial features, big build and lots of body hair, but over time have become more attracted to skinny, hairless guys. Obviously tastes differ from person to person, but it's been observed that this seems to be a trend. Can't remember where I read that.

 

I always get the feeling a tach is there to hide a coldsore.

 

Admittedly, it is very hit and miss having a beard...

 

So satisfying.

[video=youtube;-50zg3GDblg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-50zg3GDblg[/video]

 

cringe

 

I'm so glad this happened.

 

Oi! I resemble that remark. I am 100% trustworthy believe me and have had a 'tache since I was 17 years old.

 

I'll try to! It just requires me to suppress my natural insecurities! Suppress them!!!!!! (On a related note, she hasn't deleted me yet, yay)

But you should come to a PFC Ladies game anyway! Tickets are only £2 and they're playing their last two games at Hayling United so you can make a day of it: beach in the morning, football in the afternoon!

 

I've found that distancing myself from Facebook has reduced stress from my life. Maybe try that.

 

Girls are so weird, this girl I work with had been getting really friendly with me lately, then the last couple of days she has completely blanked me, even though we both have partners and she always claims to be really loyal to her boyfriend. Trust me PL, the lot of them are nightmares, as friends and girlfriends.

 

It reduces stress from my life because I get less angry about the stupid **** people I used to know post all the ****ing time.

 

I avoid FB and other social networking sites for the same reason I avoid reality TV...I don't want to be a serial killer. I am in the happy position of overestimating the average intelligence of the human race...if I discovered otherwise, I would regard it as my duty to improve the gene pool.

 

Damn, now I have to put you on my ignore list

 

I'd have thought spending time on here would diminish that... constant exposure to the likes of GMI can't exactly be good for keeping up estimations of other humans.

 

What was he supposed to do?