Walking Home from a Night Out

You're burst.

You're so burst that you know you're burst, stumbling home.

A muscley, middle aged black man appears out of nowhere and gives you 2 options - murder or rape.

Which do you go for?

For more detail to help you decide, the man would kill you in an instant with the shot of a gun - it'd be a well attended funeral incuding a buffet. The rape, well, forget being mentally scarred, you'd need anal reconstruction to sort yourself out after it.

Some may argue that the black man would shoot you then rape you but we'll leave that for another day.

<Muir>

 

Can I phone a friend?

 

Do you get many gay black guys with killing urges in your area Muir?

 

You've obviously never been for a night out in Anstruther.

 

I saw a black man in Fife once. He was being chased down the street by an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.

 

Will there be scotch eggs at the buffet?

 

Hey - this is all hypothetical. <winkmuir>

And before any of you ask, no I am not a muscley, middle aged black man.

 

No, it'll be the standard sausage roll buffet. There'll maybe be wee mini pizzas if you're lucky.

 

I'll opt for the raping, possum

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Nothin' wrong with ending an evening on the end of a rapeadoodle nubithrobber

 

We'll I'll take a ride then.

 

It's a well known fact that all nig nogs are potential murderers and rapists.

 

Interesting set of results here.

 

Rape 2-0 Murder

At least the death rate in Scotland looks certain to plummit.

 

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The gspot option... Would he use the material that resembles some sort of lubrication? If so then the murder

 

Surely all blokes, regardless of colour, are POTENTIAL rapists and murderers? Unless, like Venom, they were born without a penis.

 

No lube. 3-0 rape.

Kinky bastards.

 

Rape for me too

 

Just to clarify, would it be me murdering/raping him, or him murdering/raping me?

 

I think the inference is that the Black Dude is the Perp... as it ever was.