The final Premier League fixtures of the season, will all play an extra 7 mins of "Fergie time" out of respect to the old ****
BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large. Alexander Ferguson, a Glaswegian, will be released during the summer, with experts warning of a devastating effect on tourism, the economy and everything else. Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “The one thing that puts people off visiting Britain is the very real prospect of being accosted in the street by an inexplicably furious Scotsman. “Football clubs have proved to be very effective at containing belligerent Scottish people who would otherwise be free to vent their spleen in a public space. “The football clubs should be forced to keep them, for ever, in a gated community where they can scream at each other and work on their endless, incomprehensible grudges.” Meanwhile, Ferguson’s release has prompted golf clubs across the UK to draw up contingency plans in case they become the venue for his ongoing campaign of terror. Martin Bishop, secretary of Hatfield Golf and Country Club, said: “We have taken down our website and prepared temporary signage to make the place look like a garden centre.” Bishop added: “He now has the chance to travel. They should put him on the Orient Express so he can call everyone in Venice a bastard.”
Indeed it is.. I'm still sat chuckling at my desk at the thought of 'being accosted in the street by an inexplicably furious scotsman'
Hopefully some ****in down and out will puch the old **** in the baws at the train station. If there's any justice.
Post Fergie Man U to be like Post Fergie Aberdeen, anyone? From winning European trophies to being kept in the league by a league expansion within two decades? (that was Aberdeen, wasn't it?)
I doubt it. There are major differences. Man United have the TV money and will still be able to compete, although I don't think they will be as dominant. Ferguson got out of Aberdeen at the right time (and not just because he was having a fling with a local news reporter). In 1986 everything had changed as Rangers got the big money in and Ferguson could see that Aberdeen could not compete especially with English teamd banned from Europe and players coming to Rangers for the money and Europe. The situation had changed dramatically. Up until 1994 Aberdeen were the only regular challengers to Rangers but we could not compete with the big bucks. Mind you look at The Rangers now. So you see the reason for the death of scottish football is Liverpool fans in 1985. Up until 1986 scottish football was flourishing with Utd, Celtic, Aberdeen, Hearts and even St Mirren and Morton competing.
