Pls add what you will: One upon a time in 2013 Swansea City decided to go on an Asian tour. Heathrow's bars were smashed with Swans fans awaiting the flight to Honk Kong for the first match and to skull a few pints with Honky. ................................... add the next para anyone
With Jaberbombs lined up in the Old China Hand, the honorary Jack Wanchai warriors discuss the evenings’ tactics, shall we go for a steady tiki-taka style approach to Lockhart road and partake a while in each bar, or go for goal and lump it straight up to the Fire House!
Things get confusing now for our 606 lads who are getting quite pissed. Two Tongans, two Maoris, two South Africans and a Samoan walk into a bar. The barman says, "Well done on your selection for the British & Irish Lions tour to OZ lads." Norway and PGF are overheard asking themselves what the hell has Longleat got do with Australia.
"Longleat! We're supposed to be in Heathrow. Who the **** set the sat nav? We've got four hours to get to London. Never - you drive!"
