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The official Not 606 GC apology thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted 1, May 3, 2013.

  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
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    Quite often posters on this forum ask each other to apologise to them for a range of things including lying, calling them names, casting aspersions about the chastity of their mothers or pointing out that their football team is rubbish, full of horrible players, supported by degenerates or now defunct.

    To make it easier for all of you who feel you should apologise to anyone for anything I thought I'd create a thread so you have a nice easy place to go to. You can either make an apology or ask for one on here. Apparently apologising cleanses the soul so wash away....
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Shut it Dan ya prancing dick gobbler.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to apologise to Venom. I'm not saying why. But I am sorry for what I did that night.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You never have to apologise for love ST. <ok>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'd like to apologise to everyone except Medro.

    There, I said it and I have to say I feel better, thanks Dan.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
    - Gandhi
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's good to know. Does it mean I don't have to apologise for raping you?
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    I apologise that guys that go to the gym are ****s, pretentious and are desperately seeking attention because they have no life.

    Even though it's true.

    Can you ****ing imagine ST in his tartan leotard walking along the treadmill like some ***goty nonce tring to attract the boys attention.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm a smelly basturt that never washes and I'm veggie so my farts ur honkin

    - Weegie Ghandi
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Indeed, loving someone means you never have to say sorry.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Now, Russ, that wasn't so hard now, was it?

    All that's left now is a personal apology to me and Medro. Not Nev .... after he filled the finger holes in my bowling ball with gonorrhoea discharge.
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    It was Valentine's Day. We'd all had a bit much too drink, let's just leave it at that.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    I love the treadmill <diva>
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    My marriage disagrees with this.
     
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  16. Peter the spastic paedo

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    I'm sorry you are all still alive.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...except Gandhi wiz a walloper
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye you are right enough, I got that wrong.

    As a married man myself I realise that Love means having to constantly say you are sorry even though you don't know what you are supposed to have done wrong.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't think ma ex-missus got that memo.
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Speccy **** in a nappy. End of story.
     
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