I asked my mag mate to put a bet on for me! How was I to know he'd take "put a fiver on the nose" so literally!!
Yes i know i'm ****e, i've failed at every club i've been at, i'm even ****e at gambling and i owe thousands out, but **** me ref that's not a sending off offence.
Chopra.. 'I have a new fool proof way of winning a bet Ref! Ref....... 'And what is that? Chopra... 'I Bet you think I am a Cnut!!' Ref......... ' I'll pay you later!'