Chicken pluckers, plucked again...

Wash your mouth out.

How dare you take the big O's name in vain?

I'm very disappointed in you ISTPLT.

Ashamed even.

 

So you're allowed to say he's an albino but I can't say he might be you?

 

I'll go with 'Richard'.

 

It's as if they are headless chickens !!

 

Yes.

 

Only an Ian would say something like that.

Hi Ian.

 

You and I both know that Carmine's alter-ego is called Bernard

 

Get to ****.

Not being funny Cecil but you and Alfonse(OLM) have been sold a dummy.

Bernard is just my weekend name.

BOOMSHAKALAK!!!!!!!!

 

It's not Vic ?, is it?

 

I told you to keep my real name secret knob cheese.

If you have a proper man's name at the weekend I bet you have a right chavvy name during the week, like Shea, or Connor. Or is it where you were conceived? That's it isn't it, you're name's Flamborough

 

I use a girls name during the week and it varies depending on how I'm feeling.

This week I'm called Tamara.

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE THE ROOM.

 

What mood caused you to choose Tamara?

WATCH US WRECK THE MIC..

 

I will forever be known as bob.

Which bob? Ill leave that to your imagination...

 

Monkhouse.

Has to be.

End of.

 

I don't choose it, it chooses me.

 

Ill take that. I was thinking more along the lines of bobert de niro, but bob monk house will do...

I think a name change could be on the cards...

 

Carolgees (sp)?

 

Spit the Dog - ties in with the other (dog-****) threads.

Job done!

 

£3.95m well spent. Well 3 ex.managers think so.