Lady and gentlemen I give you WOODFORD UNITED of the Southern League Division One Central. Played 42 Lost 42
We could loan them any of our players that want to sit on their contracts and not give their all... if Woodford would take them.
Did you know that Jimmy Greaves ended his career playing for them when they were known as Woodford Town back at the end of the 70s?...
Sorry to be a pedant, but that was a different Woodford. The team called united who have lost all their games are from the Midlands - apparently they couldn't afford football at that level so gave up half way through this season and just played youth players.