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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I could list loads of things I like about England.

    Melton Mowbray pork pies would be right up there <ok>
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I have actually visited the pork-pie factory museum in Melton Mowbray. Very interesting, it was. But not as good as the Wilkin&Sons jam museum in Tiptree.

    For some strange reason, I always tend to visit these places on my own.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Did you see Pud while you were there? He might have been given the sack by then, he used to be the official taster there, and lets just say he was fond of taking his work home with him.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Have you visited the jam factory up near Dundee?

    My mum came back recently with a jar of whisky marmalade.

    No tried it yet. Am lookin for a recipe to use it in.
     
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  5. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    You can't marmalade your cock up your burd's arse!
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No twice.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Something not right,when posting asking me do I want to leave page click cancel but get posted anyway:confused:
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A likely story...
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I haven't been to that factory, Gambol, but I shall look into it.

    The whiskey marmalade would probably be best used as a marinade on veal or venison. Leave it wrapped up overnight in tin foil, then pan-fry for three minutes on either side. Serve up with bacon-roasted parnips and leeks. Handsome!
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He said WHISKY, not ****y-sounding whiskey which is drunk by ****s.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Whiskey vs. whisky
    The difference between whiskey and whisky is simple but important: Whisky usually denotes Scotch whisky and Scotch-inspired beverages, and whiskey denotes the Irish and American beverages. The word itself (both spellings) is of Celtic origin, and modern whisky/whiskey distillation practices originated in Ireland and Scotland. Using whiskey to refer to Scotch whisky can get you in big trouble in Scotland.

    .<laugh><laugh>

    http://grammarist.com/usage/whiskey-whisky/
     
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  16. Patience

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  17. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Well spotted, ST. I left that error hanging to see who has the eagle-eye. You win, my friend.

    Now which of you pedantic ****s will spot my next gramatical mishap?
     
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  18. SafcGeordie

    SafcGeordie New Member

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    It's me sir, me!!
    Your next grammatical mistake is that you can't spell grammatical.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That was a spelling mistake rather than a grammatical one. Dunce cap for you, boy.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To me England is

    Watney's Red Barrel
    Monty Python
    Spike Milligan
    Summer
    Barbecues
    Cricket
    Punting on the canal
    Beer Gardens
    80s Music
     
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