Will Fifa finally give up on there obsession with Spanish football?

My missus told me that one of her friend's husband left the family on boxing day. Just upped and left.

NOW YOU WANT ME TO BE LIKE OTHER HUSBANDS THEN BITCH, YEAH? WHERE'S MA WELLIES.

 

Another classic is the "is this the way it's going to be" when you've come home late or done something or other that displeases her,how do answer that?Do you take the 'attack is the best form of defense' or the 'discretion is the better part of valour' approach?

 

Piss on her and then go upstairs to watch the new "Deadlisest Catch".

Works for me.