Get Ashbee in !

Went to a barbecue and Victoria Derbyshire was there, she went to Uni with my mate who's barbecue it was.

I'd never heard of her at the time and to be honest doubt most people would know who she is.

Bit weak that one but I'm struggling.

 

I once saw Cam Stewart in St Stephens with his lass. He was all blinged up and chavved up.

 

Wouldn't know her if I fell over her.

Saw Gordon Burns in a battle cruiser in Manchester once. He was there a fair while supping his ale. Next thing I knew he was on air presenting the news. Fair play I said

 

Mr Bronson from Grange Hill at a gaming weekend. He was also in Star Wars. Top bloke, loads of funny stories, and bought the group of us chatting to him a beer.

Legend.

 

Talking of Gordons.

Gordon McQueen was at the KC the other week, can't remember which game though.

Oh how could I forget my old mate Tom Cleverley who was in the players lounge for the Watford game.

That reminds me, I'll have to give him a bell to see what he's doing for Christmas this year.

DING DANG DO!

 

Was he wearing an Irish?

 

After you pointing out to him that he's not good enough to sign for us I doubt he's talking to you now

 

I fibbed about that bit.

Soz.

 

Fibbed to me or to young Tom?

 

You.

 

Charlie from busted was at my cousins wedding a few years back with his monobrow in full force. It was when we had a lot of snow, and once we'd had a few drinks, me, my cousin and his mates noticed him going out for a ***. So as you do we proceeded to bomb snowballs at his monobrow, one of us missed and hit his bird full pelt square in the face.

 

I was waiting at a junction in Leeds whilst this slow-moving 4x4 trundled past with a long queue of traffic being held up behind it, (along with myself waiting for it all to pass). Deano was driving it but I actually noticed the reg W17DAS first before realising.

 

Played footy against Waggy once and ran rings round him ................... took a while though

 

Ash has a flat above 1884 restaurant saw him goin in on Sunday

 

i got pissed with Johhny Vegas in Avenues last thursday

 

I heard about that,so can verify your claim,Boots. There was a lock in yes ? He's tweeted it was the best night out he's had in years,so i'm told. So there you go,Boots is officially very good company

 

I always thought of him as short but I remember seeing him after Palace v City in 2007 - he was getting in a car and not going back on the coach and he looked really tall.

 

I saw Princess Anne at Kings Cross Station once but she ignored me.

 

I agree. It's not the same when he's not in the team.

 

Gaming wk end!!! FFS clapper. King of the Nerds. I've always pictured you as a biggles type character. Now I see you as Comic book guy