I'm absolutely certain you aren't THRM! But I'm absolutely sure you are Big Chris reincarnate! If it types like Big Chris If it spouts the same ****e as Big Chris If it brags like Big Chris If it upsets people like Big Chris If it keeps posting unfunny comments like Big Chris If it wants to be the centre of attention like Big Chris The odds are it is Big Chris!
Oy watch it! Or I'll be on the next plane over to sort you out, I will of course call into the Hastings to pick up THRM to back me up. And Chappaz to distract the customs on the way back.