Agent Holloway will take you to 7th at the end of the season. He must be on the Brighton pay roll....... Is that why you are so upset with your life?
So you wum on here, the Millwall board and the Watford one (at least). You must have a lot of frustration to vent son. Good luck with that.
Where did your season go wrong? Where did your life go wrong? We're glad you are here we can help you with your difficulties and hopefully help you find meaning in your life....
Anyone who calls you 'son.' You just know they are a total prick. I bet you call people 'sunshine' too. Dontcha?
Let it all out fella! It's ok, you keep going. You'll feel some sense of self worth again one day. We're glad to help.
I am Palace so my life has never gone wrong. I ain't a Hull fan. As for my life going wrong....could be worse. I could be stuck in Horsham. Nee Creepy Crawley.
Perhaps an improvement stylistically to your juvenile norm... are you still at school perchance (and I don't mean right now this minute ho ho - immediately robbing you of your initial thoughts for responding - am I right) ... Sorry to disappoint you (just in case you mistook this for a dating website) but I'm not gay ... although I suspect I now understand why your parents have moved to Sussex for you ... This is a footie forum where, guess what, the foremost topic of conversation is ... football.
In answer to your kweschun then yes, I am still at school. Glad we've got that outta the way. And I do think you're gay. Nowt wrong with that mind. Just relax and admit.
You certainly are. What's school like these days son? Do you play kiss-catch in the playground and marbles at break? Oh those were the days. Bless ya you little scallywag!
I'll let my missus into our secret then ... she'll at least admire my acting skills ... 'tho she may wonder why I continue to bother LOL ... my kids may find it harder to come to terms with of course ... .. and thanks for sharing your school motto in your last line - didn't realise you were at Public School ... but it perhaps explains both your confusion and fascination ..
Aw fanx evah so. Dunno what I would do without the advice of a chavvy Crawley person. Who is probably 16 with a 5 year old daughter. Who is on the game to supplement the jsa. Well enough about the daughter, who are you poncing off, Horsham?
To be fair to Selhurst Eagle, he's probably only on here because nobody who lives near him speaks English.
It's 'What the **** ARE you on about?', you illiterate twonk. Sorry to overload your brain with basic English; not everybody speaks like a toothless, roll up smoking, 'arf a mild drinking cretin. And I have a cartoon character as my avatar because it's Tweek and he's ****ing awesome. That alright sweetheart?
So many pointless replies to me here. I will deal with this **** one first though. Come back to me when you have something witty to say.....and that goes for the rest of you. But espesh this **** who actually bothered to type this reply to me. You pointless, boring, northern lumpa pointless ****. You.