I think once you start telling people to **** Off and calling them ****s your biting, stay here alday making yourself look stupid for me Selhurst, any other Palace fan looking at this topic will be cringing.
Problee.....see what I did there? Of course you didn't. See that whooooooooosh? That's irony flying over your head. That is.
Really now....did my post pass you by that easily? I believe you to have a Low Q rather than an I Q. Or in parlance that a moron like you might understand....you're a div. I thang yow.
tiresome & cliched Mr Eagle, you really must try harder to be more age appropriate. Unless you are actually 13?
You don't even know how to spell 'aggro' so who gives a **** what you think? Or a toss. Or a care. Or a fig.
I like the fact that you addressed me as 'Mr.' It shows respect. And rightly so! And that's all I have to say about that.
You is only calling me Nigel cos there is only one 'g' in Nigel. There are 2 'g's' in 'Georgian' though. Bet you can't spell that on your own without copying.
Don't remember that thread title but it's like a compilation of my greatest posts. I really am that funny. None of you are though. Which thrills me. I am thrilled. Thrilling is I. But none of you are. You are all boring. Which bores me. You are all boring. I am bored. Witchoo.
I never believed what people said That me missus liked other blokes in her bed So I'll tell you my story, Each word it is true Just in case it should happen to you Came home from work Early one night Walked into my house And had quite a fright My missus was chained From her toes to her head! She saw me and fainted - When recovered she said...... "Oh Harry, you gave me a terrible shock - I was trying my lovely new chain-mail frock!!" I chose to believe when I looked in her eyes Just couldn't conceive that she'd ever tell lies Then later that week On returning from darts I noticed my wife had the terrible farts I asked her "Pour quoi?" She replied as such - "The eggs, they were off And I ate far too much!!" I thought nothing of it, Settled down for a nap, But was aroused from my slumber By our squeaky cat-flap I thought this quite odd As our cat was long dead Then through sleepy-hazed eyes I could see this blokes head! I jumped from my chair And I pointed with blame "This man is your lover, Now tell me his name!" She tried to stay calm But her voiced dripped with fear And she feebly offered....... "It's the milkman my dear!" I should have paid heed To the words people said Indeed it did seem That she liked 'giving head'! I confronted her thus, In response she did say, "But to you I can't do it - I think that you're gay!" I took a deep breath Told her "Don't hit the roof, But it seems now's the time For the sharing of truth......... Don't take it too hard, But the truth of all this Is the 'Mr' you married Was at one time a 'Miss'!!
What an embarassment this Selhurst is to his fellow fans. I bet they've disowned him, so he haunts other Clubs boards. ****wit!!!
