Why the **** do people behave so ****ing disgustingly on trains? Sitting at one of the table seats, I normally avoid these seats so I don't have to look at people but there was no other choice, and a 50 something munter sits across from me. After a while she gets out nail clippers and begins firing nail clippers all over the place. ****ing rank.
I hate ****s that eat burger kings (or equally rank smelling food) on the train. It's usually burger king though from Queen Street.
There was a fat **** got on my bus a while back, lifted his t-shirt and sprayed Lynx deodorant under his oxters like it was the most normal thing in the world.
I remember when I used to get the train down to Glasgow quite regularly on a Friday night and being a smoker (when it was still allowed) sitting in the cabin with all the offshore workers returning to wherever they came from. ****in brutal, they were all ****in pissed and usually picked on some unfortunate person. The women were subjected to absolute **** for the whole trip. Some poor wee guy was pretending to be asleep and this hairy arsed welder who was stripped down to his y-fronts was shoving his cock in his face. The toilets were ****in bowfin as well.
Absolutley minging, I hate it when I get surrounded by kids on the train. They think it was me who said "let the children come to me", it ****ing wasnt, that was jimmy saville. By the way KJI, have a word with your lad, if he carries on I'm going to have to smite the little twat like i did with you.
Relax jc. He has just discovered the big red button. I remember he was the same when he discovered ****ing, he would pull his dick out all the time no matter how inappropriate it was. One time he asked kofi anann if he would like to see a windmill. Stupid **** thought we were going green and asked to see it. Anyway long story short the novelty will wear off soon. He's just being a prick cos its my old mans birthday.
Meanwhile in Ireland... [video=youtube;2hhIoXJ_xPU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hhIoXJ_xPU[/video]
