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OT - Geordie Shore

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Paullow, May 24, 2011.

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Well, it's getting a bit wordy but...

    "Celebrity Tinned Food Grenade Starvation Genital Mutilation Cannibal Corpse Challenge... On Ice"
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 24, 2011
  2. Darth Gogledd

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    I'll think up new ideas, you come up with the title. OK.

    Dead bodies are also hung up over where the survivors sleep.

    One of the competitors is actually a Gestapo member who has rigged it so he will always survive and can then rape the corpses.

    Spare hand-grenades are all shoved up the arse of a competitor voted for by the viewers.

    Ant and Dec are the first to die.
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    Oh God.... Erm

    "Celebrity Geordie Gestapo Necrophilia Tinned Food Grenade Starvation Genital Mutilation Cannibal Suspension Corpse Sleep Sex Challenge... On Ice"
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 24, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    Tonight on Celebrity Guantanamo Bay we:

    Water board the annoying fainty one from I'm a Celeb, bombard the ugly one from BB3 who did porn with music from Barney the Purple Dinosaur for 18 hours and force all the losing competitors of X Factor to make a huge naked human pyramid while we coat them in wasps!
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    ... On Ice
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Ant and Dec are the first to die.
    __________________________

    I know they're Geordies ( or used to be ) but I can't stand the sight or sound of the ponsified little bastards!

    Send them to the Tower. Off with their heads!
     
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  7. overseasTOON

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    ... On Ice
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Plastic programme for plastic people, the real Newcastle is with the Toon Army on the road, the great crowd that was at the arena last Saturday for the Rush gig, fat lasses in tight black leotards and pink tutu's on hen nights as spotted on many occasions last weekend, as well as the poor **** in a bright green mankini on his stag do.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Just a regular night in TOON.
     
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  10. The Situation

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    Sup... will be good to see if they can live up to the big dog himself, me the situation...

    I'll be judging them on there grenade dodging skills, if they follow my lifestyle of GTL and the number one rule always abide by T-shirt time....I bet Snooki gets involved somehow

    Now thats a situation.
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    I'm lost...
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    And to cheer you up even more, one of the lasses is from Sunderland.
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    She probably said she was from Newcastle due to the shame
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Every 'fad' has to have a 'less attractive' one. For example:

    Sporty Spice from the Spice Girls
    Phoebe from Friends

    <whistle>
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Ginger one from Girls aloud
    Asian one from Sugababes
     
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  16. Paullow

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    to be fair though, the mackem is prob the best looking out of the 4 birds, def in the top 2.
     
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    I can't say I'll be watching, I'm not a fan of reality tv the more cringeworthy these programmes are, the more popular they seem to be. No doubt we'll get lots of stick over this particular one, I can't see it being endearing in any way shape or form, I look forward to hearing what you guys have to say about it.
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    Thanks for stating the obvious: of course the Sunderland lass will be the most attractive, and no doubt the most intelligent...<whistle>
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    The wannabes

    please log in to view this image
     
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