Came across this and thought it would make a good thread. Post the funniest football chants up and share!
Swimaway, swimaway, swimaway Swimaway, swimaway, swimawaaaaaaaaay Swimaway, swimaway, swimaway, Swimaway, swimawaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I'm forever blowing bubbles - West Ham I find it amusing because it is not a West Ham chant, it was first sung at football match by the Jack Army.
Funniest one I ever heard about was when Andy Goram was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia....you're never alone with schizophrenia. The next match Rangers had after it came out in the papers was against Kilmarnock. When they ran out onto the pitch all the Killie fans chanted...'2 Andy Gorams, there's only 2 Andy Gorams.....'
Fcuk me you're all useless To the tune of the Addams Family You're sister is your mother You're father is your brother You all shag one another It's Vincent's family
Norwich @ Man Utd We've come for our scarves We've come for our scarves We're Norwich City We've come for our scarves
Valley, when that's sung next season remember you heard it here first Also, I remember at Brighton years ago we were singing "does your boyfriend know you're here"
Can't remember the team: "Going down, going down, going doowwwwnn...." Nearly relegated team: "So are we, so are we, so are weeeee...." I think the reply was Swindon
Swansea v Chelsea Where's your racist, where's your racist, where's your racist center half! Where is your racist center half!