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The Hypothetical Arm-round The Shoulder Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 16, 2013.

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Which one?

Poll closed Apr 20, 2013.

  1. Anita - Constantly dropped even when in a little bit of form

    5 vote(s)
    45.5%

  2. Marveaux - Tries to create but it's just left to him and Ben Arfa.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Ben Arfa - He's always fat and injured... He'd probably prefer a pudding though

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Krul - Injuries...

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  5. Pardew - The guy looked like a hobo for a significant proportion of the season

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Cabaye - So sexy, and yet so sad...

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%

  7. Ryan Taylor - Injuries... and now the Mackems will be taking the piss on twitter for years

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%

  8. Stevie Taylor - His heart dies a bit every time we lose...

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    In contrast to the desire to inflict pain with one enforced face-palm, who could most do with an arm round the shoulder as a pick-me up (or to fulfill sexual gratification... again... you weirdos)? It could be from the whole season or at this moment...

    I'm saying Cabaye... I would have said Rob Elliot, just for the Sunderland match, but some idiot didn't put him on the poll <doh>... He comes on, takes a very good catch, then kicks it precisely to Cisse who f***s up... And then he concedes two worldies without really being needed again... and then he throws his gloves at me... Unfortunately I wasn't paying attention. I'm sure they'd have made me loads on ebay <whistle>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 16, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    Did DT not try to grab them?

    The gloves before you go any further.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 16, 2013
  3. Obi Wan

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    Obertan - just to break it to him gently that he is total ****e.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> She just pointed as they sailed passed my ear...

    and I've just realised I didn't put bloody Elliot on the poll option... whoops
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 16, 2013
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Tonight it would have to be any fan of Bristol City, Portsmouth or Hartlepool.

    Relegation is gut-wrenching - we've all been there. Wouldn't wish it on any genuine football fan, no matter what team they supported. I might wish it on a few chairmen, managers and players, but not the genuine fans.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    in the poll though I went for Ryan Taylor. I think he's been a massive miss for us.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    At least if we go down again, I know we'll have a solid trio to start from, Raylor, Saylor and Ameobi <whistle>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 16, 2013
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    We're not going down. If I say it enough it HAS to come true!!
     
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    You never know what he might have done against the Mackems.
     
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    You never know what he might have done against the Mackems.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Our set pieces would have been better all season!
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Just c&p that a thousand times.
     
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    Just c&p that a thousand times.
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Boy are Rachel Stevens, Rachel McAdams and a bus load of Swedish girls in for a treat then! #tashgasm
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 16, 2013
  15. Obi Wan

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    Does DT know?
     
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    You have to love Rachel McAdams! :)
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    That's a point, the more the merrier :biggrin:

    Yes, yes I do... Twice, to make sure it wasn't just the weird "say it over and over again to make it happen" thing that made her come in the first place... <cheers>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Is THAT where I've been going wrong? Cheers Gandalf. I'm off to say things over and over again to Mrs Obi. <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 17, 2013
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    Has to be Anita for me... has hardly put a foot wrong since he joined yet still gets dropped. Short of becoming an unstoppable force scoring screamers from the halfway line while simultaneously preventing the opposition from getting out of their own half all on his own I don't know what more he needs to do to hold down a starting place. Especially as Tiote and Guti still get games almost without thinking.
     
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    summed up
     
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