Cat/Dog Owners

Just goes to show that there are a large quantity of smug self-satisfied arseholes out there.

 

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I have 5 cats...my oldest is called Tinker and she is 22 years old..had her since she was about 5 weeks old.. she is all black and long haired, very loving..she sleeps in the bed with me. My ex wife once got a flea bite and claimed the fles was off my cat the cheeky ****...told her IF tinker had a flea she must have got it off her...ex said i cared more about my cat then i did her, she was right.

Iv also got 4 rescue cats.....lavander a tabby...Marley a black and white cat, Barney whose ginger and white , and Pepper who is all black ,also blind...i am his pet guide Human.

Barney was a wild cat..he livef in my heated cattery for two years as he did nothing but hiss, bite and claw everything.

Secret to tame a wild cat is lots of tasty treats , patience and sing to them. It helps calm them down. Barney now lives indoors , sleeps on my bed and is as soft as anything.

Marley is my latest cat, he was a stray i had been feeding for a few months.. took some time to catch him, had him de flead and nuttered. He is very playfull and a great addition to my cat family

Send me your email dan and i will send you photos of my cats and tell you more about them.

I also have 2 rescue Collies.

 

For the record i have no problems with pet owners - just the way some people at work make out that their cats and dogs are the feline / canine equivalent of jesus!

 

The only bit of that I don't believe is that you had a wife. Oh wait, it does make sense after all.

Ya ****in weirdo. Pets in yer bed?

 

I hope your joking ya ****ing lunatic.

 

The burds maw has a ****e wee dug. She puts it on the kitchen worktop so it can see out the window. Burd is raging that I refuse to eat there.

 

Kill the dog & have it, to go.

 

Kick **** oot the dug when the maw isny lookin.

 

Kick **** oot the maw when the dug isny lookin.

 

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I kick the dug when the maw is looking.

 

Dogs and cats are awesome.

 

I like your idea better.

 

"De flead and nuttered"

Our two cats were feral. They are about as wild as a mug of Horlicks since they discovered that those little pouches contain tasty meat.

 

Pervert.