http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3199018 Here's one that will be right up ST's alley. Not sure if they are playing at the Playhouse so it will mean you have to leave Edinburgh for the the first time since you moved there from Ayrshire. Does your boyfriend drive? He could give you a ride up here.
ob·ses·sion [uhb-sesh-uhn] noun 1. the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc. 2. the idea, image, desire, feeling, etc., itself. 3. the state of being obsessed. 4. the act of obsessing. Related mental disorders: Alzheimers, being ER, autism
Calm down Tarquin. Learn the art of self deprecation. Everyone else laughs at you so why not join in.
I keep forgetting that Tarquin was your former user name. Did you know it's my birthday on Wednesday?