This Mackem

I'll fight one, put that ****er right on his bum
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight two, clip him with the heel of my shoe!
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight three, smash his nose right on my knee
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight four, make sure those ****s stay on the floor
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight five, swing and punch just to stay alive
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight six, drop a load with karate kicks
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight seven, break some necks, send em up to heaven
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight eight, snap his fingers in the garden gate
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight nine, grab the ****er and crush his spine
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight ten, **** them all and start again
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight eleven, won 3-0 in seventh heaven
with a swifted packed mackem smack geordie's on the floor, geordies dont come back no more
This Mackem
I'll fight twelve, good night

 

Love it

 

Grow up you daft sod.

 

Replace the word 'Grow' with 'Sober', and you won't be far off the mark..

 

Oh aye! Dont know if i mentioned :

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

Aye, you're probably right there, just noticed the time.

 

I'm suffering a bit this morning, but after about a gallon of water and 3 strong coffee's, I'm starting to come round...Now to try and get my oldest son out of bed...He was even in a worse state than me with the celebrations...A bacon sandwich and a coffee should do the trick..

 

Hangover from hell here aswell mate, heeds stotting, coffee sounds good but i cant move, suppose a repeat of the match might help

 

Think quite a few of us have hangover today but **** wasn't it with it!

 

Oh yes!

 

I feel like an elephant has been tap dancing on my head all night.

Sat at work looking at two empty Starbuck cups already!

 

lol