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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thatchers funeral and my birthday. I shall be 38.

    What's not to like?

    Toby has already pmd me saying that he is going to talk me through a good old **** as soon as they start up the oven. Toby has really taken to me and loves my cock up his arse.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    One old **** gets buried and one old **** gets another year closer to death.

    <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    We are all getting closer to death.

    And with your lurid and dangerous sexual practises it's likely you will be there long before me.

    Did you enjoy the match at Hampden yesterday? Did you stay for the extra time?
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    There was a game of football yesterday?

    Sorry, I was busy having my monthly back, sack and crack wax <ok>
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    By the way; Learn to tip.

    Ya cheap **** <grr>
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    So that's what you meant when you offered 'extras'.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What you ****ing laughin at Fingers :mad:
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    38 and ye don't look a day over 48 <ok>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why have you left it so late to tell us about your birthday ER? We could've arranged a curry night.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye know what he's like, Jip. He likes to keep himself to himself and never express his opinion on anything.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He just lets Nexus do his talking for him.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You're actually right there Fingers.

    I'm quite the introvert essentially.

    That's why I have so much trouble with my brain. That and I worry about everything. If I did not have anything to be worried about I'd be worried about that.

    I'm convinced I will end up in Cornhill permanently insted of the odd referral now and then for counselling.

    But hey, ho, that's life.

    Gotta make the most of it.

    You're a long time dead.
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Is Insted like the mental health profession's version of Ofsted?
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Don't know.

    So **** off ****y.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Remember that picture of Fergus on the front page of one of the rags with his christmas hat on with his wife I think. If someone could find that it would be priceless.
     
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  19. Medro

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    Happy birthday Toiler.

    It is my birthday next week, the big 30.

    Celebrations commence this Saturday, you are all more than welcome to travel over to Belfast to join the big party.

    I have 2 spare rooms, 2 sofas and a lazy boy so could accomodate approx 6/7.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    2 sofas? It'll be a bit of a stretch but I think I can manage it. :grin:
     
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