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The Hiding Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 14, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    So... That was ****...

    We've had a good run, and our friends (and for some of us family) probably deserve a turn at the victory dance... But if we were to cowardly rob them of that and hide somewhere until this was all forgotten... Where would you go?

    Personally, having been intelligently persuaded that the counter in boots wasn't a suitable location (my girlfriend out-muscled me... well played), I'd hide in the fjords of Sweden and Norway... The one place that they'd never expect, because they'd obviously expect it...

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    There I'd carve out a serene life of harvesting wildflower by day, before moonlighting in the brutal underground elk-wrestling scene at night...

    P.s
    I've heard Danny Rose's pocket is full, before we get any smart-arses <laugh>
     
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  2. LTF

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    I ususally find a media blackout does the trick for me!
    No tv, no news, no papers, etc., in fact I'm not going to vacate these premises unless I run out of beverages!
    :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Not visiting BBC Sport or watching MOTD might not be enough today <wah>

    Thanks to the riots, I won't be able to go on my bloody e-mails either without seeing a constant reminder!

    At least I'm no longer considering the single ticket to Switzerland <whistle>
     
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  4. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I don't think you'll be getting too much grief. A very decent side who's fans have been very dignified in defeat (on here anyway).

    However if you do get grief just remember we've been labelled 5under1and the last couple of yours!!!
     
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  5. anyobrien

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    This for me.............not used to losing to the ****s but hey ho
     
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  6. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Although... Nile ranger would fit in with mackems because he's a waste of space?

    You brought this upon yourself...

    0-3 at home. Na na na na na.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <wah> And I was going to ask if you wanted to run off to Sweden with me as well <wah>
     
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  8. lady-eleanor

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    I'm drunk as a skunk, off to see Pink so I'm not hiding just taking a lot of headache tablets. night all.
     
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    Have fun LE <ok>
     
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    Thanks Pulpe I will love Pink she's brilliant.
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Damn it... I automatically associated "pink" with the Stadium of Light... <wah>
     
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  12. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    So much. So, so much.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Take a seat and think about that comment please ;)
     
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  14. lady-eleanor

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    Oh Gandalf you have to get out more. I loved you in The Hobbit.
     
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  15. Jarramag88

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    We deserved all we got. All credit to the mackems. Not a nice feeling this. Now we know how they feel.
     
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  16. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Need a wing man?

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    Should take your mind off things...
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I think we've got a plan for when the season ends to take our minds off how painful it's been!
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ugly mares.
    Nee gingers.
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I know you're only saying that because you're angry ACS, but still, that hurts <wah>
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    I've got plenty of beverages here if you run out of them.
     
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