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The BrokeN Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I wouldn't say broken heart but there was one girl that I was gutted about when I was dumped. She was a fantastic ****.
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    My heart breaks every time I remember I'm not mounting your daughter. :sad:
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You just couldn't help yourself could you. "Carry on ****ing" <ok>
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Fixed. <ok>

    I bet they have lovely vaginas
     
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  5. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Ahem... Zingy be patient.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You'll be doing that until you do a 'Thatcher' in this case <ok>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  8. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    No reason for anyone to be broken hearted! You have us! <sappy icon goes here>


    Never really got terribly broken hearted. Prior to my wife never had a relationship last longer than 3 months. A couple I was pretty sad to lose but... after 3 months max no one is that hard to get over.

    Most girls I dated I decided pretty early on I wasn't that keen on... but kept dating anyway... so was relief when broke up.

    Funny thing is... I was already engaged to wife after 3 months... but I had known her for years prior to that as a friend.

    Biggest let down was this super hot girl that dumped me because I wouldn't convert to xianity. But in hindsight I don't think it was her personality I missed most.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks for laying your soul bare for us hoke <ok>
     
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  10. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Yeah sorry not much of a condolence am I... just lucky I ended up sticking with the only one that had the potential to ever really hurt me.
     
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    Words to live by:

    Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. <ok>
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    So...... always think with my dick? :huh:

    Jon Williams has a tiny cock
     
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  13. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    So the head on your shoulders in smaller than 4 inches?

    You must look pretty odd.
     
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    Milk Milk, Apr 12, 2013
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    I like your beard, or your gf's really
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    First hidden message of the day to be found. <laugh>

    Gerrez and RHC missed theirs. <ok>
     
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  16. BCR

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    Gotta quote it and you will catch it. <ok>
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I have been fishing for that to happen. <ok>
     
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  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Wrong
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've just read an article on the interview about a man in Belarus being killed by a beaver. better to die than to have your heart broken <ok>
     
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  20. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    I read that yesterday.

    Death by Beaver!


    Bit his leg and he bled to death... that's why beavers shouldn't have teeth!



    Speaking of which; Anyone familiar with the Apache kicking monster myth. Or how the vag-vag lost all its teeth and was tamed so that man could enjoy it without being devoured.
     
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