So hawkeye has won the bid for goal line technology next season. According to the BBC it will take around 6 weeks to install in the 17 premier league clubs staying up plus the 3 promoted teams. In the event that we go down and miss out on this at loftus road, I have patented the following device.. "Pigeon eye". An advanced tracking system involving a small camera attached to a stray pigeon perched on the roof above Z block. Whenever the ball gets hoofed out of the stadium next season, the ref will be immediately alerted and a small loudspeaker will be activated with the sound of a weak cheer around the stadium.
That pigeon was there on Sunday, kept hanging around our penalty area chatting with Cesar, pigeon got caught offside at least twice. I like the idea...if we disagree with "pigeoneye" we can shoot it and eat it in a nice pie (unless we are vegetarians of course)
There was at one point three pigeons in the goalmouth at the school end Sunday ... were they working on rehearsal? One didn't even move at corners
