I was at my mate's stag night yesterday, when him and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid. "Drink it" they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull. Fosters I just don't get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no **** says anything about Stephen Hawking being ***** at football, do they?!" Give credit where it's due, mate - he's great at dribbling.
As an Australian, I approve of your joking about Fosters. It shames us all down there when we go overseas and people are all like "G'day mate! Can i get ya a Fosters!?" Can you ****.
An Aussie bloke once told me that Fosters isn't even good enough to be a breakfast lager. I can't stand it, more of a Stella man. Is it true you guys start drinking at breakfast and as the day goes on you progress up in alcohol strength?
It's 4 o'clock somewhere in the world, and to us, it's always beer o'clock! A nice cold can to wake us up, and chances are by the end of the night we're throwing punches as we shoot tequila off of some sheila's belly button. Pass out, wake up and repeat. You actually can't even buy foster's in most bottle shops, they refuse to stock it. Go to any pub that doesn't cater to a UK/European crowd, and you will get laughed at if you even ask for a Foster's!
Think a lot English lads drink Fosters cause they're scared of what they'll turn into if they have a real beer like stella, zywiec or Tyskie
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Yuck. Almost as bad as Carlton Cold. That **** is terrible for hangovers, and the Brits love the ****. A nice James Boag's for me, that stuff is beautiful
TEDS mate, you can't beat it, thats Tooheys Extra Dry Stubbies , just spent a month in Perth, managed to get through 2 cartons every 3 days, not bad going for a pom, but back offshore now, driza kangaroo's jock strap and suffering withdrawal systems , wishing I had a couple of TEDS to watch the derby on Sunday.
Jelen, Lav, Tirana, Dreher, Soproni. Drank those in the balkans and hungary in the summer. Top quality beer and cheap as owt. Fosters is perhaps the only beer that tastes better out of a can than on draft. And even then, it tastes like weak piss.
You work offshore up there Blind? Im normally on the rigs up north west WA, but am up off Shetland at the moment doing some work for EnQuest. Should be back down south in a few weeks. Try the Little Creatures stuff at the Brewery in Freo, good drop that like. Havent tried the Indian Ocean Brewery, will keep an eye out for that. They do a lager/pale/golden ale type stuff?
Try the Little Creatures stuff at the Brewery in Freo, good drop that like. Havent tried the Indian Ocean Brewery, will keep an eye out for that. They do a lager/pale/golden ale type stuff?[/QUOTE] Did the Little Creatures while in Freo. Google the Indie Brewery mate , they have quite a selection. Based at Mindarie Marina.
Loved redback beer - like an angel pi**ing on your tongue! Liked the bootleg brewery down the Margaret river near busselton, great beer and memories and the crown over is Good too
