Margaret Thatcher has died and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name" says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher" she replies. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of our illustrious leader. "I'm sorry" he says,"you can't come in. Your place is downstairs , in hell. Mrs T. turns and walks down the stairs. A short time later the phone rings. St. Peter answers it and a voice says: "Hello Pete, It's the Devil speaking. You'll have to take that bloody woman after all - she's only been here 10 minutes and she's closed half the furnaces to reduce capacity"
When Reagan died he went to the gates of Heaven. Peter, seeing he was a VIP, sent him straight off to the Almighty. God, sitting on his throne, called up Reagan. "Ronald, my son, what have you to say for yourself?" "I tried to improve the US economy," replied Reagan, "and I did my best to benefit the nation." "Very well, my son, come up and sit beside me at my right hand." And so Reagan sat at his right. Thatcher having died storms up the steps to heaven. Shoves St Peter out of the way and heads off to find God. God though surprised at her abrupt entry, asks her.. "Margaret, my daughter, what have you to say for yourself?" "Only two things," replied Thatcher. "First of all, I'm not your daughter!" "Secondly, GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!"
Every man's death diminishes me, for I am concerned with mankind. Therefore send not to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. John Donne Still, there are exceptions though, eh?
Well she met you eventually Jesus lad. Having a **** as I speak, lol. I know you love everyone but I hope you kicked the old bastard down to hell.
Britain's first and only female Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died peacefully following a stroke at the age of 87. I for one am truly devastated about this... She went peacefully!
According to Talkshite radio she will get a state funeral with full military honours. Well blow me down. MOD ****s at their best again. ****ers.
Obviously I can't go into specifics, but she may have been clawing at the pearly white gates, I may have appeared rl take pity and offered her a hand, she may have thought she'd gotten away with all the atrocities committed in her name and reached out to take said helping hand, that hand may have been swiftly removed and waggled in front of my nose, it may have looked like this... [video]http://footballtweet.lockerdome.com/media/103903898 [/video]
