Flicked through the channels and found what looked like a cookery programme. There were three people in wheelchairs all sat around a dining table and the camera kept cutting back to another wheelie in the kitchen trying to cook. Poor fecker only had use of one hand and had obvious trouble trying to keep his head upright but was able to knock up beans on toast for him and his guests. I checked the TV guide and it turns out I was watching Come Dine With M.E.
Arf. I watched that Labyrinth thing - it was a load of ****e but the Morgana bird out of Merlin got banged (sloppily) doggystyle in it - she has much droopier tits than I imagined - the lassie playing her sister had absolutely textbook taytays. I also watched the David Bowie documentary on BBC4 - there was only one shot of boobies. I watched the new Dr Who and that new assistant kept the thrupennies under wraps for the whole ****ing thing Here endeth my telly review.
After CDWM I carried on flicking and thought Amreican Chopper would be my cup of tea seeing as I like motorbikes and all. I was sadly let down by a documentary about lumberjacks in California. Things perked up later on though when I found a show with women in fishnet stockings, boob tubes, daubed with bright red lipstick and cheap jewellery on the backs of bucking oxen. I can wholeheartedly recommend Pros Bull Riding.
She was in Dr Who before (twice - once as her current character (sort of) and once as an earlier incarnation of her character at Christmas). She was also the maid in the ITV drama about the Titanic. I just wish she was in that Labyrinth thing so I could've seen her getting a medieval boabying.
It was just a getting out of bed scene but they looked about as symmetrically perfect as you can get. Morgana had them out aboot three or four times - one of them, as mentioned, was a full cowped-ower-tit-swinging-shagging scene. I think 13th Century France's male sexual performance standards were pretty low, though - the guy just poked away carelessly at it - nowadays, she'd get a rhythmic rough plowing then smacked aboot the face wi it.
Jessica double-barrel something or other, also in Black Mirror - the one where people peddle exercise bikes for a living? Very tastey.
Jessica Brown Findlay I think. Never watched Downey Abbey, Merkin or Labiarinth but googled her and I'd get medi-evil on her ass.
