Pledge Time - If we stay up this season, I will.....

Nearly (NEARLY) everyone has forgotten that pledge Flyer...lucky you.
Good idea to keep your mouth shut at this moment

 

If we stay up I will get a straight season ticket! And not bumble around for the whole season

 

Its easy to live like a king in rural Ireland mate. Property and land not expensive here anymore. In saying that, you would not even get a back door for the same money in London. All relative mate.

 

If we stay up, I'll get plastered and fall down,
If we go down, I'll stay sober and stay standing up.
I'm glad that makes sense, Bartender ..............

 

Just think what it must be like for her?

 

Normal service for me as we will do it

 

In honour of DTs signature I will build a giant wicker footballer in the centre circle at Loftus Road and lure Joey Barton into it. Then just deny him all access to the media and watch him wither away. Actually, setting fire to it might be more fun.

 

If we stay up i will try to find the 500 quid for a helicopter transfer from St Lucia airport to our resort 'cos i've been told the hour and a half bus ride can be f****** mental and very scary. Don't know what will be worse..the kids pukin' or the Mrs kaking herself....... I mean, it aint as if this family holiday hasn't cost me enough already

 

It's a hard life aint it mate !!

 

just watch out for the cheetah's...

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Too bloody true Cerny........Why do you think i live at work (And it's not just to get away from the kids ).

 

I bet you get discounted flights as well

 

I do but only on stand-by. And of course going during the school holidays means a good chance of not getting on. If it was just me and the Mrs we could take the gamble but with Twins 1 and 2, and daughter i couldnt handle the emotional stress of saying we cant get on the plane today and have to try again tommorow.
Therefore a lot of money was spent on full fare tickets.......

 

It's fellas like you who gave the rest of us lads a bad name........

 

If we stay up I will let my wife make love to me as offen has she likes
Please God we stay up

 

Go hay making...

 

what did you say you were doing last weekend corker if i remember.....

 

I made a wager with my wife the day we played spurs...
If we stay up our first baby eta 13th sept will be a blue
if we go down its going to be man u.

pls pls pls stay up its not for me.. think of the kids

 

And CORKER AND MYSELF AND IM SURE INKY WILL DO THIS. WE ARE GOING TO SHAVE OUR HEADS