The worst XI you have ever seen in a NUFC Shirt (just for Boa)

I'll go 4-2-4 as we've had some striking failures.....

Hooper

Cacapa
Rosenthal
Marcellino
Boumsong

Acuna
Gavilan

Ranger
Guivarch
Luque
Xisco

 

hooper
boumsong
marceleno
pingel
pingel
pingel
pingel
pingel

 

no Luque?

 

I thought Acuna was alright. no world beater but not that terrible...

Tony Caig

Cacapa
Boumsong
Marcelino
Dabizas

Gavilian
Pancake
Geremi
John Barnes

Paul Dogleash
Ian Rush

Subs:
Ramage
Any O'Brien
Micky
Viduka
Hugo Viana
Tomasson
Daniel Cordone
Stephane Guivarch

 

I felt Luque was unlucky...He almost scored on his debut, after he rounded a keeper and unfortunately shot wide.
If he had scored that might've been a totally different story for him

Also, I think Pancake should not be up there, considering he did score a beauty in the Championship for us, and was nothing more than a low risk signing for us then.

 

Some debate to be had here. I think Pancrate was poor but not as bad as many other players we've had, plus his signing helped keep momentum in the championship (alongside his Watford cracker).

Contentious but I don't think Ranger deserves inclusion, he had a few cracking games for us (4-4 anyone?) and part of the reason we were all annoyed by how much of a tool he is/was is because of how good he looked when he first played for us (I rated him higher than Carroll).

I also think Tomasson and Viana were mishandled (Tomasson clearly a good player but unlucky with Shearers injury and then played out of position for the entire season) and Guivarch though clearly rubbish only player a couple of games for us and didn't he score? He was named the Premierships worst ever striker by the Daily Mail which is a touch harsh, 4 games and 1 goal.

Karel

Babyaro
Boumsong
Marcelino
Cacapa

Gavilan
Bassedas
Geremi

Xisco
Cordone
Dalglish

 

I've chosen to be optimistic, in Boa's honour, so have decided "worst" means morally defunct for the purposes of my selection. Tis actually a good side, though I can't find a keeper who deserves to top off the side.


Simpson
Woodgate
Bramble

Dyer
Barton
Bowyer
Tiote

Ranger
Carroll
Bellamy

 

Gandalf. For a keeper pick Perez as he played for the mackems and you hear other players saying he was a bit of a prima donna (not morally bad though as far as i know).

Why is Tiote in there? You could justify Steven Taylor or hits-on-everything Solano easier i would have thought.

 

Thanks... girly Perez in nets it is!

Fraud I believe, haslam. He had his car towed by the police over some insurance scam or other a few weeks ago... As a footballer, that's just a little bit repulsive to skimp money on.

Also it adds to the team's nice little combination of thuggery, racism and robbery!

 

noooooooooo luque wrapped it up

 

no micky surely?

 

Acuna way too good for a worst xi.

Des Hamilton, Pingel, Stimson, Fumaca would be shoe ins

 

Hooper

Quinn
Boumsong
Cacapa
Marcelino

Lee Bowyer
Des Hamilton
Amdy Faye

Andreas Andersson
Xisco
Albert Luque

 

Im gonna base my worst XI around Stephen Ireland!

Hooper

Williamson
Boumsong
Marcelino (more unlucky than ****)
Serrant

Fumaca
Bassedas
Ireland

Guivarch
Andersson
Ranger

To be honest I could probably field another 4 teams!

 

1. Dave Beasant
2. Mark Stimson
3. Wayne Quinn
4. Darron McDonough
5. Titus Bramble
6. Jean-Alain Boumsong
7. Wayne Fereday
8. Des Hamilton
9. Frank Pingel
10. Tony Cunningham
11. Albert Luque

 

GK. Perez
DC. Williamson / Sol Campbell /Onyewu / Boumsong (I can't decide)
DC. Bramble
DC. Cacapa
MR. Obertan
MC. Ireland
MC. Bowyer
ML. Gillespie
ST. Owen
ST. Kluivert
ST. Rush

 

Showed videos from games of yesteryear on the way to the game and on the way back, Gillespie had some really good games for us.

 

1. Hardwick
2. Ranson
3. Davies
4. Cassidy
5. Bramble
6. Boumsong
7. Obertan
8. Cornwell
9. Shinton
10. Rafferty
11. Hodges

 

1. Dave McKellar
2. Wes Saunders
3. Mark Stimson
4. Billy Askew
5. Claudio Cacapa
6. Jean-Alain Boumsong
7. Paul Sweeney
8. Albert Craig
9. George Reilly
10. Andreas Andersson
11. Georgios Georgiakis
SUBS: Too many to mention!

 

perez

boumsong
bramble
cacapa
marcelino

geremi
butt
maric

cort
giuvarche
shola ameobi

that side would get ****king humiliated