Article: Newcastle United V Manchester City Match thread Newcastle FC, Football

Yahoo!!!!! You said it would be 5-0 previously... Obviously getting the pre-game bout of optimism!

What concerns me, is that Man City are genuinely a dreadful football team to watch. They're disjointed and their players are utterly selfish at times. Yet when it comes to playing us, it all inevitably clicks. With no defenders to speak of, I hope Pardew puts out a bold team, because we're going down to them anyway. Might as well give it a go!

 

I fancy us getting humped as the pressure is now off Citeh, and the incredible talent in their ranks, out from under the pressure will relax. Like you say, **** it, lets go for it!

 

I've got a really good feeling about today's game, that said I've had a really good feeling about every game we've played for the past 53 years, so that's probably not a good barometer.

I'm going for a 3-1 Toon win.......Cisse 2 and The Gouff

 

Technically, anything better than a defeat by 4 goals is like a draw for us in this game - and a draw would be like a victory. I hope the Premier League take this into consideration when they work out the points for the league table.

 

Did you win the Lottery last might Jimmy? That was your other 'good news' prediction.

 

Of course I won the lottery last night but it's not particularly good news, I've got to share £2.90 with 6 other 'hangers on'.

 

NUFC: Elliot; Simpson, S.Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Gutierrez; Anita, Cabaye (c); Obertan , Sissoko, Gouffran; Cisse
Subs: Harper, Good, Perch, Bigirimana, Gosling, Marveaux, Campbell.

MCFC: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, Barry, Yaya Toure, Silva, Nasri, Tevez, Dzeko
Subs: Pantilimon, K Toure, Kolarov, Garcia, Milner, Sinclair, Aguero

 

I'd be OVERJOYED with a draw!

 

Oh Lord, it's worse than I thought.

Obertan's starting.

 

Anyone wathcing the Setanta stream? I want to ****ing attack the second commentator with a shovel

 

The twat who keeps saying "We all know what Newcastle do; they sell their best players"?

 

Oh dear

 

That's the ****.

What will do more lasting damage to his smug, twatty little face, a rake or an angle grinder?

 

Why not both?

 

Also, I know I'm not grown up yet when I spent 5 minutes laughing at the commentator saying "Silva sucks him in, then spits it out and goes to the floor..."

 

I have 2 hands, one for the rake/angle grinder, the other to hold the clamp in which I have his pitiful excuse for testicles

 

Why not get some assistance? Or, mount the angle-grinder on the back of the rake.

 

2-0. Bollocks.

 

Quite right. Man City 2 - Bollocks 0

 

Very poor. Newcastle playing at pedestrian pace, no closing down and with a non existent mid field. Citeh should have had 4 so far.