Re: just a quickie - That's what I suggested to my wife last night and again this morning, but I'm afraid no dice.
Thats because you have to lay on your arm & hand for 29 minutes for it to go numb. that way it feels like someone else. Then 50 secs to walk to your bedroom & undo the trousers....leaves 10 seconds for you Sounds about right ...... Also makes you what all of us know you are....a Wa***R !!
hmmm, you really went into a lot of depth there. Sitting there in front of your PC thinking about men masturbating, you dirty old man.
Its 5am here and I'm at work. then i read your usual bull.....! After reading your posts mate, i thought men masturbating would turn you on more than me?...what ever floats your boat PS..how do you know my age..i could be 15 like you!
Ban me for what? I'm being attacked by every poster on here for nothing. You deserve a ban more than I.