Medro's quest to become a father

kate upton does have ****e legs.

lets see yours

 

im only 22

 

I'll PM you a picture from the waist down later, in work at the minute.

 

dont tell jordan

 

Soon you will be mine.

 

**** Jordan!

The country, "celebrity" and not606 user.

 

I think it's David Icke

 

no pic of the legs - CHEATED

 

Just you.

Apologies I was busy last night.

Tonight I promise, i'll be all boozed up and ready for some saucy snaps.

 

Medro how does the loss of your left testicle and the impact of chemotherapy affect your chances of fathering a child?

Also, isn't your repulsive face another issue when it comes to coitus?

Let's not forget your tiny little penis

I think you should give up now before you hurt your feelings.

 

A. I have two perfectly healthy testicles

B. I have never went through chemotherapy

C. I am extremely handsome, not to mention charming, witty and intelligent

D. I have heard nothing but praise from women about the size of my penis, it is a good size

E. I am not a quitter, in fact one of my quotes in life is "no surrender". I have been chatting to this lovely woman for a few weeks now and she is mostly definitely up for a bit of Medro love (can you blame her).

Once I have ejaculated into her vagina I will be straight on here to tell you all about it.

Wish me luck Tobes. X

 

just engage her with your witty banter, she'll spread 'em just to get you to stfu <cannotfailsmiley>

 

1. I'm a cosmonaut

2. I have a 12" penis

3. I model for CK

4. Women fall at my feet and all men are jealous of my attributes

5. Like Chapper, i too earn vast amounts of money. I am rich beyond my wildest dreams

See, aynone can speak ****e on the internet Medro

 

She will enjoy my witty banter, guaranteed.

Then when I get her back to my house I will tell her the heating is on the blink, boom straight into bed.

Whether or not you believe me doesn't bother me one bit.

I am determined to become a father and this cracking wee hottie seems like an excellent candidate to carry my child.

 

You could bore the knickers off a nun Medro

 

I'm not sure I could.

You do realise I don't talk to women like I talk on here.

 

I wish you the best of luck, Medroseph Fritzl.

I'm sure it will all be consenting and potentially last longer than 30 seconds.

 

Hmmm. I think I just realised where I'm going wrong when I talk to wimmin in real life.

 

I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps girls don't want to hear 25 minute diatribes about Liverpool and listen to me talking about how hard it was to watch decent porn when I was 17.