Honeymoon Destinations

I'd rather honeymoon in Barnsley than ever visit Paris. Its a toilet full of French people. At least in Barnsley despite the locals not speaking English, they won't have a problem with you doing so.

I do like my wine, but chianti is my tipple of choice. I'm probably at my happiest supping on a bottle of Piccini. Nice big "tangerine" label as well

 

Aye, the French being there is the downside.

 

All of this

France is a ****ing dump full of French peasants and reeking arseholes

 

Apparently the Parisians are the worst of the lot. Dunno know cos I ain't been enywhere else in France.

 

Last time I was working in France the boss offered me 2 nights in Paris for free. Told him to book me a hotel at the airport and put me on the first flight home the following day.

I'd rather be in Aberdeen than Paris. That's how ****e Paris is.

 

Paris is fantastic apart from the Parisiennes.

Arrogant, rude collaborating spineless motherfuckers.

I believe though that the further south you go they are much more amenable.

The French Riviera??

 

It's the capital city disease, they tend to be full of cocks;

London, Brussels, Rome, Madrid, Prague, Bangkok..... all resembling a collection of the worst elements of each country. Berlin is the only exception, that place is superb

Loved Italy last year, especially Siena so I think I'll see about pricing up a resort in Sicily at the weekend. We'll end up in fucking Magaluf if I stall too long and leave her to organise.

 

Aberdeen would rather you be in Paris to be fair though.

 

what about St. Barts?

 

France isn't a ****hole, it is a rich man's Spain. Down in the Riviera, the people are as nice as you will ever meet, although, I do agree that the people in Paris are pricks and don't get me started on the locals!

 

Correct ER. I could even show his wife about the place.

 

Glasgow (the real capital of Scotland) is another exception.

Edinburgh (the false capital) is another example of a shower of deluded pompous arrogant inverted snobs. Just look at ST ffs

 

Scotland would rather you ****ed off back to Gufftown, no offence.

 

Where's Gufftown sonny?

 

The land of your birth Nigel

 

Your days of going to Ibrox are over.

 

There aint no Gufftown in Spain, burnt sausage coupon.

Now away back to typing in your fake weegie way.

Mongo.

 

mid life crisis at 29

 

He's all burned out Nev.

29 and ****ed already. Well not, actually.