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Honeymoon Destinations

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  1. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Any recommendations?

    I'm losing the battle to get Vegas booked, which is a crying shame. Don't really want to visit Sri Lanka or Maldives and end up bumping into other annoying honeymooning couples, not to mention the pirates lurking around the Indian Ocean.

    I'm thinking maybe Sicily or Mexico. Anyone been?
     
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  2. The Howling Skull

    The Howling Skull New Member

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    My pal took his missus to Dominican Republic for theirs. Said it was class.
     
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    Vegas would be pish for honeymooning
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Try Cyprus but make sure you bring all your spending money with you <nobanksopensmiley>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Been to both Vegas & Cancun. Wouldn't go to either on my honeymoon though. Maybe Cancun actually, stay in a big 5 star hotel on the beach <ok>
     
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  7. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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  8. Frank The Tank

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    Why? Loads of stuff to do and see there, place was hoaching with couples when I went.

    Cyprus is nice but that's out, too infested with Russians. Worst people ever on holiday. They think they fucking rule Phuket, well they do but that's not the point.
     
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  9. Frank The Tank

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    Neither of us smoke mate <ok>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I nearly got my arse handed to me by a big ruskie in phuket. I had no hawners ye see <laugh>
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    A mate got married in Maldives. He was so chilled out he quit his job by fax while there.

    I wanted Sicily but it didn't work out
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sicily for me,beautiful spot with Taormina,Savoca(The Godfather scenes shot there),Mount Etna and if bored you can go up and down the cable car all day and you may even find time to consumate your marraige<ok>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where ye gettin merrit? twechar?
     
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    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I bet he said Maldives and you ended up in Malvinas.
     
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    Cuba -

    Varadero for 12 nights, Havana for 2 <ok>
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you're havana laugh son

    soz
     
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    wah wah waaaaaahhhhhhhhh ....
     
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  18. Frank The Tank

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    Ruskies are a pain in the arse over there but at least their women are tidy, the Aussies however are in yer face loud and many of them are fat bastards, that's just the women.

    Home & Away is Oz propaganda to fool people into thinking all the birds there are tidy.

    Getting married in the Lake District <ok> catholic wedding so I need to go back to chapel for a bit, which is a bigger pain in the arse than the monthly saving.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What about Paris?

    We honeymooned there. Excellent grub and wine. Lot's of sighseeing if the mood takes you.

    There's also the Moulin Rouge which is an excellent night out, and there's the river boat thingy (canny mind the name of it) where you have yer dinner in a glass topped barge while sailing up and down the Seine at night while some twat tinkles the ivories for yer entertainment.

    Note ye need a suit and tie to get on the barge. Although they may have relaxed the dress code since we did it.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    Look no further than the IOW!

    <cheers>
     
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