FAO Chazz/Carmine/Payton

Smash or pass?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...n-69-year-old-prostitutes-Louise-Martine.html

 

I say smash. Don't have to think twice about it.

 

****ing hell Bob.

I've coughed to many things on here but that's just ripping the piss.

I think I've even admitted that I found Andre Arshavin slightly erotic and just about got away with it.

You've got no chance with this one, I think you're on your own son.

You should have posted that at around 10.30 pm when I'd sunk a few.

The answer might have been different then.

Yes, it probably would have been.

 

Bob, a little bit of sick just came up. In their day they had a little bit if a look of her from abba. Now they look like mrs doubtfire on crack.

I won't judge you, beauty is in the eye of the beholder an all that.

For that reason its a pass.

Btw, in the sun recently there was an article showing porn stars without make up. Gargoyles spring to mind.

 

They look like Jimmy Savile in the second picture.

 

Very apt name for their trade though, they weren't even mildly attractive in their younger days either. Still as Carmine alluded to obviously they are 8 pinters at the very least.

 

I'm disappointed in you both, old chazbo will be having none of this.

It's not about attraction, even in their prime they weren't the prettiest sight. This pair will have a big hatful of tricks with their experience and are sure to give you a wild time. They may even be the most experienced shaggers on the planet.

Besides, any holes a goal, as we all well know.

Too fussy carmine.

 

I've done them both

 

Good man.

I bet you wear brut too? They are a real brut wearers prize.

Carmine and Payton must be splashing on the joop by the bottle

 

Used to wear Brut but I'm on the Old Spice now

 

I'm not sure Chazzington will be having any of it either Bob.

Your timing is all off kilter on this, have you been drinking today?

 

Maybe we should forget we've had this discussion and bring it back to the surface tonight?

Some people clearly aren't thinking straight here today.

 

Do I have to pop out for more booze for tonight then?

 

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Coyote ugly comes to mind...now where's that fridge ?

 

Theres some older folks on here who would find them quite attractive, was looking at the ages thread the other day. I saw the article about the porn stars without the makeup, same applies to the TOWIE people, strip the warpaint off and they are nearly all proper munters

 

To be fair, if someone could photoshop them into knee-boots, leather basque and Viking helmet with whip, a few more might start to realise . . .

 

Realise what fez, that they're tickler?

 

I was thinking . . . been there themselves! But yours is much funnier and somehow right

Sorry Tickles!

 

Before or after Wayne Rooney had them?