You shove a flaming toilet roll down your boxers and must drink a pint of bitter before the toilet roll burns them completely.
I'm away for half a day and this is what I come back to? You lot need to get a ****ing grip - seriously
Can't beat coppers knocking on your door because your youngest as been sat playing with the house phone
Twitters a bit **** if you don't like talking to yourself. Thoyght it would be perfect for you Mr Gonzo
Cant remember who it was who said they wanted to do it? I did well my attention span is short so a week is good.