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Crocodile or Polar Bear?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Ben14, May 19, 2011.

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  1. Snorlax

    Snorlax Active Member

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    it's apprently in a sports hall? That kinda sucks, should be a SJP
     
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    Snorlax, May 19, 2011
  2. Paco Montoya

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    <laugh>

    I'd back Polar Bear <ok> Massive.
     
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    Paco Montoya, May 19, 2011
  3. TheLittleGeordie

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  4. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    Sorry to burst the bubble LittleGeordie but apparently the cambodian midget league one is fake :( I found that out when I googled it to post on this thread

    actually on second thoughts I should be pleased that they weren't mauled to death..
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    In a terrible terrible way i'm kind of sad it's not real. Now i feel like some kind of monster. But i suppose if it was real then you kind of had it coming if you tried to wrestle a lion
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, May 19, 2011
  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    To answer the original question, the polar bear would ****ing marmalize a crocodile.

    No competition.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 19, 2011
  7. in carr we trust

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    i glad to see my honey badger suggestion earlier today has gained so much suupport. its a proud day for me.
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    all i know about them is that they will literally bit your testicles off. Thats more than enough of a reason for me to stay away from them
     
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  9. Nobbys Trumpet

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    maybe this should have been a poll...would have been interesting to see the results. I could just look at all the posts and count but thats too much effort.
     
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  10. Demba's Chronic Knee

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    It's especially important for the bear that it's not called Shola Ameobi as well then
     
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  11. Rumsfeld

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    Wooo canada

    go polar bears
     
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  12. Alfie

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    How did I miss this thread?

    Difficult one to call? Are either of the animals armed? I mean it would be just like a Polar Bear to bring a knife to a gun fight.
     
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    My cousin is into MMA and works in Edinburgh Zoo. He has keys to the animals cages and so has regular occasion and opportunity to fight all manner of beasts. He says that the Polar bears are the absolute most nails of all the animals there and that the ONLY way you can take one out is a rear naked choke hold. As the crocodile has daft little stubby arms and those silly fingers, it would never get its arm round the Polar neck, and wouldn't even be able to contemplate locking its fingers to create the extra torque that would be needed to choke the king of the arctic until he was all blue and that.

    After taking this expert opinion of a man who loves animals and loves fighting and gouging animals, I'd have to say the Polar bear in four rounds.
     
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  14. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It all depends about where they fought.

    If it was on land then the bear would destroy it, but if it was in water then the crocodile would take it down.

    Environment means alot.

    It's like the debate about who would win between a fully grown male Polar Bear and a massive 1 tonne Walrus. On land the Bear would win, but in the water the Walrus would hack 7 bells of **** out of the bear.
     
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  15. Alfie

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    The fight is in a school gym.
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

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    scrap that last comment ahem

    polar bear all day long.....unless there was a burst pipe
     
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    a Croc would win easily. The Polar Bear's being done in by the weather ffs.
     
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  18. Ben14

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    thanks everyone. Glad it got as much debate as it did at work. Always a good time filler! speak to u all later.
     
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