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Friday Announcement!!

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  1. Simply Marveaux-lous

    Simply Marveaux-lous Member

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    Been a while since we had one of those "Friday Announcements" regarding NUFC that used to fill our days with hope/dread!!

    I'll start.......Chiek Tiote is off to single handedly fight Blood Diamond Smugglers in Uganda for his holidays this year!!
     
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  2. Chappaz

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    This thread sucks. I thought you meant there was a real announcement there.
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    James Perch has started his pre-season preparation early. The versatile defender is growing a barnet like Coloccini's because he wants curly hair too, and all the superpowers that comes with it.
     
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  4. Simply Marveaux-lous

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    Haha Quality - Perch with and afro!!
     
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  5. Tiggyrimana

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    Spiderman is on his way to Catalonia to wine and dine Mr Messi and sell him Newcastle United so we can finalise the Ameobi - Messi swap deal.
     
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    Jonas has started taking lessons in waving, after the uproar from one particular Toon fan.
     
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    ahh the end of the season beckons arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can see it now top 5 thread will rear it's head aimless ramblings from tash....oh wait nowt new there then i'll get my coat ...................................................
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Afraid it'll take more that curly hair for Perch.
     
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    We're considering re-signing Matty Pattison for the lols
     
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    Shola Ameobi is auditioning for Dancing on ice.
    He's been practising for 11years on grass and now he's ready to ''up the auntie''.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Friday announcement.

    My laptop is still Donald Ducked, that's why I'm struggling to get on here these days.

    Anyway, hope everyone's hanging well and looking forward to finishing the season with a win. I'm off to the pub to see if I still like beer...have a good un...<ale>
     
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  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Sweet...I hope he stays until July!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, May 20, 2011
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    <yikes> arent there laws against that sort of thing

    (.p.s. it's "up the ante" )
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Ooh errr missus!
     
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    Maybe that was meant to be Auntie BBC. Just a thought.
     
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  17. Spiderman-Mask

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    Barton is curing cancer for his holiday. I can see the headlines now

    "THUG BARTON PUTS MILLIONS OF RESEARCHERS OUT OF WORK"
     
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    <laugh>

    Wouldnt put it past them.


    In other news, Fabricio Coloccini will grow his hair to over ten times its current size in summer in an attempt to displace Steve Harper in goal. The thinking behind the idea is his hair will block the entire goal, and he will be the best goalkeeper in history.
     
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  19. Aldridge_Prior

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    Mate that could be a whole new thread on it's own! Go on, that'll be a cracker. Barton gets slammed for doing something amazing everytime!


    "SENSELESS BARTON ANGERS CHURCH OF ENGLAND"

    After Joey Barton finds amazing scientific proof of "the missing link" in his garden, disproving the existence of God in the process...
     
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    'BRITONS CALL FOR BARTON'S ARREST'

    Joey Barton has again incensed the British public by daring to condemn the actions of footballing hero Ryan Giggs. Slimeball Barton said in an interview that Giggs, the greatest living footballer, "Shouldn't be doing that sort of thing". Giggs, who reportedly accidentally had sex with Big Brother winner Imogen Thomas, then accidentally got out a super injuction, was unavailable to comment. but whatever he says it's bound to be worth more than Scumbucket Barton.
     
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