Newcastle United v Stoke City - Official Matchday / Buildup Thread

A 1-0 win and Cisse to score will get you 20-1. A lot of fizzy pop if you put a tenner on.

 

What are odds on Owen scoring tomorrow? Please god I hope it doesn't happen though.

This could be a pivotal game in our season. A loss and we're very much still a relegation scrap. We may have to play a weakened team on Thursday and go out.

A win on the other hand would give a lot more breathing space in the league allowing us to put a full strength side in Europa.

 

I don't think it's quite that bad, but It would be a very useful 3 points.

 

Owen First to score @ 10/1
to svore ny time @ 7/2

 

The poor little lamb wont like the abuse-laden reception that he'll receive, it'll put him off his game.

 

It would be a real pity if Owen got caught in the middle of a challenge involving Tiote & Sissoko.

 

It certainly would, I dread the thought of it happening.



























I lied, I don't really.

 

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's matchdayyyyyyyyy

 

Opta Stats

Newcastle have kept only one clean sheet in their last 10 Premier League games

Stoke have failed to score in five of their last six Premier League away games and their total of eight road goals is the lowest in the top-flight

Stoke have picked up 48 yellow cards for fouls this season, more than any other team

 

Iiitssa ****ing match day!!! Comeon!!

 

A must win game nothing less will do or it's looking very worrying indeed.

We were unlucky to not get a point earlier in the season against them

A good start is key something we struggle to do look at spurs and Southampton if we nick a goal early doors that would calm the tension

My concern is we are pony and toothless up front with cisse looking like he would fail to score in a brothel
At the moment (bar one worldly) he has lost us points in most recent games

If we want to stay in the league we need to beat the likes of stoke at home
As we have wasted to many points at st James.

A big day today for us fingers crossed

 

I hate Owen

 

The price that you'll want to be looking at (The Curse of the Returning Player) is for Owen to score the winning goal.

 

" Sorry to say I'd made my mind up before the transfer window and unlike most fickle ****ers amongst us I'm not changing my mind based on a couple of wins and couple of losses "


I completely refute the accusation I'm a fickle ****er, on the contrary my masturbational routines are calculated with almost geometric precision, without external distraction, always with non emotional consideration and furthermore despite my advanced years can still knock a pepsi can off the garage roof from 50 paces.

 

We can always rely on you baldy!

 

3-1 today. I Think we have enough pace in the team now to cause stoke problems.

 

Nooooooooooooooo!

 

I hope you're right. Would be very happy with that scoreline.

 

I dont like feeling this confident. They always seem to bring me back down to earth.

 

Me too. I much prefer feeling nervous and expecting a defeat.