I was hoping I'd come on here and be the first with the malt jokes. Turns out that, unlike the malt, they're all gone.
Just had a shower and cleaned the meat up Dave, we eat cheesy chips and Alberts lot live on Greggs pasties. Parmos down the Boro
Listen, that's just bloody cruel. Making anyone watch a current Sunderland V Norwich game would make anyone want to slash their wrists! 0-0 for this one anyone??????????
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my mod go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
At least this match won't have all that homo-erotic 'the gaffer' business. As for kidnapping Dave, I hope you've got a chairlift down to the cellar...
Fat lot of use you were yesterday! I reckon you put "uppers" instead of "downers" in their morning tea!
Looking at comments on Sunderland forums there is a chance Dave could be our new manager, any new face turning up is in with a chance. Wonder if he will give me an executive box.
Damn... I must have got those 'uppers' I bought confused... the mrs didn't seem surprised when I failed to perform...!
