Do you value Canary Dave?

I have arranged for him to be abducted the day before your game at Sunderland.

He will be held, taken to the game then, well that's up to you.

You will make sure we win or horrible things will be done to him.

You may never hear from him again.

You have been warned, the mackem martyrs.

 

Given our less than stunning away form if I were Dave I wouldn't be losing too much sleep.

 

the other two mods do all the work anyway.

 

I think one of our crack SWAT team, alias CanariesSoccer used to have Conor Wickham tied up in his cellar...so shall we call it a straight swap

 

Dave told me he was loved on here, lets see some compassion

 

Don't worry lads and lasses, I'm going to be armed with Toon shirts, they'll run a bloody mile!

 

Who?

 

Keep him, he NEVER shares his single malt....

 

He keeps mentioning malt, is he dropping hints

 

Either that or he is talking about his hair loss.

Poor old sod, gets a bit confused these days.

 

grab him, we can raid his malt while you have him locked up!

 

Think again!

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we can get help from surgeryman, he's BOUND to have a stethoscope!

 

I'm not feeling the love Dave told me about. He did warn me about his sleepwalking, I think he said walking, so I'm not to worry if he comes into my bedroom naked.

 

I've worked out how to stop you snoring while I'm there!

I'll kiss you goodnight, you'll be awake all night worrying!

 

Be very carefull, its been a while so any port in a storm

 

but you are mackems, not tackems so i don't believe this threat.

 

The plan is hatched, my gang are ready, this is no idle threat

http://www.sunderlandmad.com/t3117-daves-visit-norwich-meet-up

 

Canary who? Never heard of him!

 

You will find him on here

www.findamatchatsaga.co.uk