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My Spell on Burnley

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  1. johnbo

    johnbo Well-Known Member

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    This sunday 24 hours before kick off at Burnley i want everyone who as the time to come on here tap 3 times on your computer and say the following words-(Hoo doo were coming to get rid of you, we haven't beat you its such a shame but this time were gonna win this game, Hoo doo you may have a spell but this time were gonna play well, at last hoo doo because of this Burnley will get one but we will get two):emoticon-0172-mooni, I know i sound crackers but i have to try something to finally beat um and if we do do win 2.1 i will come back on here and do another spell if not i will put it down to a bad job and let someone else have a go if we can find anyone who is equally nuts:)
     
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    Someones had a large dose of crack..
     
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  5. Carmine Galante.

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    He doesn't know what he's ****ing with.

    I've seen the Wicker Man.

    Well I haven't but I know what it's about.

    Burn the white witch, burn him.
     
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  6. Amin Arrears

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  7. BigotAlertAnalRimMan

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    To be fair everything points to a defeat...

    We're struggling away from home
    Burnley always beat us (we've lost our last 7 games against them)
    It's on tv...

    But it's exactly those kind of scenarios than can create a surprise
     
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  8. bigfattiger

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    the boys should do it for all those 7yr olds in the north stand joyfully singing "who are ya? who are ya?" at the burnley fans as we coasted to a 2-0 lead before having it sung back at them as we capitulated to a 3-2 defeat.

    poor little bastards were in tears.

    do it for them lads, do it for them.
     
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  9. PLT

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    The only part of that which will actually have an impact on the result is the first one which I've emboldened. We're still a far better team than them and we've got a great chance of winning regardless of history. I'm really amazed how many people seriously believe that previous form at a ground affects the likelihood of a 2013 win. Seems like everywhere we've played this season it's been 'we haven't won there since year x' and half the time we've gone and won.
     
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  10. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    This game is already a loss, get over it, it's time we moved on to Forest @ home.
     
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  11. BigotAlertAnalRimMan

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    ISTPLT- but haven't we been a better team than burnley in all our last previous encounters? For some reason we should have been won more than they have if "on paper" was anything to go by but they really are our bogey team.

    I reckon we'll score because they're not exactly doing brilliantly this season but they always seem to get us somehow. Just watch dean marney smash two roberto carlos-like free kicks against us... that's just how it seems to go down.
     
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    I recently watched the remake of The Wicker Man, the one with Nicholas Cage in it.

    It was quite possibly the worst film I've even seen.
     
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  13. BigotAlertAnalRimMan

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    Bar their first 4 home games of the season all their other games have been very low scoring games...
    mainly
    1-0's
    0-1's
    1-1's


    considering the 18 goals scored in our last 3 games... it's a really tough game to predict.
     
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  14. Craigo

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    You're a bloody fruitcake! Voodoo is the only answer to a curse like this as I have ably demonstrated by sacrificing a young white cockerel today.
    I drank its blood mixed with honey and goats milk, its testicles dangle from my ears and its intestines are threaded into my hair like dreadlocks. I intend to remain in this sacred state until the match is finally won and at that time the Burnley curse will indeed be eternally lifted.
     
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  15. BrAdY

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    I've killed two turtle doves today.. Isint that suppose to be good luck?
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I'm willing to offer up the mother in law as a sacrifice. Someone come and kill her please lads.
     
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  17. The FRENCH TICKLER

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    No such thing as a curse. Its just that Hull City have been guilty in the past of crap defending and piss poor play.

    I am expecting Hull City to win simply because we have a much better team. Simples.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

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    How much?
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    For the team and my undying loyalty
     
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  20. Carmine Galante.

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    Once you're in there is no leaving.

    You know that don't you?

    Omertà.
     
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